"Late for work.":laugh: As she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked: "What's your hurry?" To which she replied: "I' m late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop: "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered: "A what; A rectum stretcher; and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said: " I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it 's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS
