The title scared me too :eek4: It helps when you live stumbling distance from a White Castle AND a Taco Hell. Is that why you picked where you live?
While this would make a great drunk food, it would only do so as a food you didn't have to prepare. When I'm drunk, the last thing I want to have to do is make the food I'm going to eat. Slicing a bagel, toasting it, and then deconstructing a QuarterPounder w/ Cheese and transferring its contents to said bagel would require much effort, and depending on the level of inebriation, might end up ruined. We don't need to be wasting innocent hamburgers. WhiteCastle and Tacobell are most definately the preferred drunk foods. There is nothing more satisfying than stuffing your ailing, booze soaked tummy with sliders and/or tacos that will, with 50% probability, end up in a toilet or in the back seat of a cab.
Dude, this totally rock... I'm gonna be up late tonight working on a work project. I'm gonna stir up this fine dish for a late nite snacking. Thanks for the recipe yo!