Can't Imagine The Future

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  1. tux121
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    Okay, so recently my 2 1/2yr old brother has been hooked on the computer. He knows how to turn it on, get onto his desired website and start playing computer games. That was mind boggling.

    What's the future like? lol
     
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    babies will have computer chips implanted in them and they will become mindless cyborgs that will fight for the government and keep their citizens in line mean while people like you and me will be lost in the future wondering what it's all about then the government will kill us because old people just take up space and yeah thats my two cents :laugh:
     
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    Pretty much like this.

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    goatse ftw ^^^
     
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    shizzles
     
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    God I hope so
     
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    Wow that's pretty crazy for a 2.5 year old. My 2.5 year old just bangs on the key board!
     
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    I know, just makes me wonder what about the next generation?
     
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    Gattica

    or

    Blade Runner
     
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    getting laid by the age of 3, pregnant by 9, dead by 13
     
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    I can't believe I see 6 or 7 year olds walking around with cell phones...wtf
     
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    pssshhhhhht. Running Man all the way.
     
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    So Logans Run 2: Xtreme Logans Run?
     
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    Driving a Subaru by the time she could speak the word subaru.
     
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    Apparently, punctuation will be lost in the future as well. ;)
     
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    Yeah! Seriously I believe the "texting" language? with take over.
     
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    they're already writing books in the texting/IM language...
     
  18. Aegis
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    We are going to be enslaved and systematically wiped out by a race of evil aliens from beyond pluto. And cyborgs.

    Or maybe I have just played too many video games myself :hsugh:
     
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    what game is that? looks awesome...
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    That is half-life 2 !
     
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    Hmm not bad at all. Metal Gear Solid FTW!
    We are being taken over! Nano machines created by the Government!
     
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    If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    Haha yes, and plenty of THE ORANGE boxes to hide in if you need to. :biggrin:
     
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    If the future has headcrabs, I'm going to be pissed
     
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    Just stay out of creepy places and never wear a white shirt or a lab coat. They seem to only go after people in white.
     
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    i want one as a pet, that would definitely be cool.
     
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    Make sure you de-beak it first. Personally, I'd rather have a houndeye or snarks. But snarks explode after a while.

    I'd like to hug one of those fuzzy white soldiers tho :p
     
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    My wife and i met playing Half-Life (not 2, the original) online.

    Our 3 yr old has known how to log into the Linux box in the kitchen nook (including typing in his password after clicking on his name), bring up a browser and get to the kid game sites he likes for a good year now.

    Over a year ago he sat down and my mom who was babysitting asked if he'd like her to help hime find something interesting to look at. He said "No, I'm just going to check my e-mail."

    (of course, he doesn't actually have e-mail).
     
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    Wait, someone got laid due to HL?
     
  30. Vector
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    Who would have thought?