Hiroshima was not a cataclysmic event caused by the over-indulgence of technology and science. Rather, it was Chuck falling from the Enola Gay and landing in one spot. The US military wanted to ensure it was not a fluke, and thus dropped him once more on Nagasaki. Fearing that the general populous would get wise to Chuck's awesome destructive powers, The Arms Race was created as a cover up.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of the elements because he only believes in the element of surprise.
its chuck norris' birthday, and its my 21 b day aswell..... i must have super drinking capabilities with the spirit of chuck norris by my side.
chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey also chuck norris's calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd because nobody fools chuck.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: if you have $5 and chuck norris has $5 chuck norris is richer than you. chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris does not celebrate his birthday, he marks the number of years he allows the earth to live.
