Crasherino / Smasherino

So early this morning, say 1 55 AM, after i got off work (yep i had to work new years, delivering pizza) Me was driving around lake of the isles and i was on dean parkway about to left onto cedar lake parkway.. going 15 MPH maybe approaching the stop sign and the slight left turn i was attempting.
This attempt was to no avail. nice big black ice patch equals my car slam into curb pretty hard. Also looks like a bunch of tire tracks leading right into the curb so it seems others experienced the same thing. dammit! my wheel is recessed into wheel well now. my alignment is complete dog****. it was my 4th day on the job after not working for awhile or at least not having any money i guess i had a crappy job for a few weeks. If anyone can help me somehow, like tell me what parts are most likely damaged ( I imagine my control arm is not in the best shape) the body was already damaged there and i have a pontiac rim on the front right, it looks ridiculous. So i roll with 3 RE92's and one eagle something or other.. what a stupid configuration. especially in the winter. Sooo my car be lowered too i imagine that really dosent help either. Please kill me. Thank you. :ugh: :ugh: :yumyum:

 

what is the car?? and why if a subaru is it all on different combo....

parts... outer tie rod, control arm, strut, strut top, bearing/knuckle assembly, sub-frame..... who knows till it is looked at...

 

Dang.

FK ME! thats bad. sounds like another 2000-3000 in damage.

98 Legacy GT , Lowered, mirror tint, whiteline strut tower, custom intake
and exhaust. Its an auto unfortunately I hope to swap to STi and manual in a few years.
she is my baby mang.

its on a combo due to previous accident. Its not a subaru anymore, its a Pontaru.
Or a subirac. Poo.

 

well I wasnt saying it would be all that.. but you asked what COULD be bent...

we just had a honda in my shop and the kid avoided another car hit a curb at about '40' and the whole subfarme was twisted,
spot welds popped too.. but couldnt find anything esle bent.. but you wouldnt till you replaced the sub-frame and then saw where everything sat...

can you say $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

but yours may be VERY simple...

 

could get the insurance to write it off... then fix it under buy back or something... ha ha

 

write what off? Wheres your shop d00d?
I live in southMpLs. I didnt pay my insurance recently dont know if i have it.
LOL. SOOOO im poor as all hell. could you looks at my car? and maybe i will have you put spark plug into it and i will pay you. horray.


LOL - ROAD IS CLOSED PIZZA BOY!

habahahaahhaha

 

you can swing by the shop and my techs can look at it.. see what they come up with... no fee to inspect the front end

 

Thanks

Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. Your name is nathan?
Where is your shop?

 

Good luck! And please don't start an anti Meineke thread if Nathan doesn't tell you evrything is A-OK with your car.

 

lol. I wont. no place will ever upset me like BPM. I never want to even think of that again. Please dont remind me either..

Kinda doubt his employees will steal my cd player and subwoofer. Especially since they are already stolen.

 

thanks Benny... ha ha... We get pretty used to customers who totally frig up their cars then get abusive at us when we tell them whats wrong and how much it will cost them... if they are real rude, we smile and say well we didnt drive it till it was ruined.. we arent that stupid.... ha ha ha...

 

yes once again bashing a vendor that supports our club, and discounts parts for us..... you will get no sympathy from me, in fact, i laugh at your misfortune for assuming such BS. in fact i hope your center diff explodes from running mismatched tires/rims, nice driving skills.

 

well it sounds like you can drive it ok so it cant be all that bad...

 

lmao!

So now this guy is worried that he broke a bunch of expensive parts and now he has to pay 20% more for them. PWND! :laugh:

 

WORD!

 

Looks like the second time you've curbed your car and caused a lot of damage. I'd stop blaming the car or the road conditions and start looking at your driving.

...and no insurance? Nice.

 

you don't need black ice to hit a curb on re92's

 

I drove 1 full year and anotehr 2 winters on my stock factory tires... never had an issue, even in snow.. I dont know what everyone bitches about.. they arent the best tire, but they arent the worst either... look to the driver...

 

my stock rims have curb rash from making a left about 100 feet from my house which i blame myself... for trying to stick out one more winter with my 92s to save up for summer tires. they were pretty burned up and i really did take the turn slow. such a difference winter tires make (new helps too!).

love the demotivator!

 

Here's a quote for a judge a i heard last year overhearing someone else's trial:

"If you don't know if you had insurance or not, 99% chance is you don't have it."

See if you can part it out and get something more your speed:



good thing you didn't hit someone else driving around uninsured, you'd be proper screwed then. Hitting 2 curbs in one year at your age just says that you probably drive like a jacka$$ around corners and are probably a threat to parked cars as well.

 

lmao @ this thread x eleventy

 

I say 900 bucks with the discount....1.2 million without

 

I thought this thread was a prank, what with the bad "Engrish" and Pontiac parts on a Subie, etc...

Now that I know it's real I'm lmao! :laugh: