have something you wanted to tell someone, have it all planned out.. and then when you went to say it.. somehow it backfired in your face and came out uber wrong and made you look like a tool? your stories below plz? k thnx!
Everytime I see Tom Cruise or Top Gun, I comment on how in Top Gun they never get out of their planes at the end of the movie in full flight gear and how if they flew in just jumpsuits, their anuses would be distended and that some of their intestines are likely piled up in their pants because there are parts of the suit that help to keep people together during high G maneuvers.
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say. Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances? Mary: Not good. Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million. [pause] Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound. Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chiant that movie cracks me up everytime
simple gravity, your ass hole is on the bottom of your body, your eye sockets are on the front relative to the stuff you want to push out of said holes. When you take a hard turn, you are pressed downward into your seat and consequently so are your internal organs. The eyeballs probably roll down a bit in your skull, not forward out of your head.
I hate it, when at work I tell people the Best price is ........ but sometimes it comes out as, Breast price.......:laugh:
Turbolax..... One tablespoon for FAST- EFFECTIVE- RELIEF (silly whistling noises as he pours a bunch in his tea)
Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm suppose to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.
I used to work at Caribou coffee and this elderly woman was inquiring about which coffee she should buy. I recommended my favorite (Daybreak, which has a picture of a rooster on the front). The woman looked confused and she could not find it. I stated, very loudly, "It's the one with the cock on the front of it." Eeeek! The funniest part was after I said that, the old lady laughed! How immature...haha. eh, maybe you had to be there?
yeahshurebutt, but what if you're inverted giving the finger to a MiG pilot? :eek3: Also, wouldn't your cornhole be pressed flush against your clothing and a hard seat? It's not like you're hanging brain bareassed over the crapper.
