Douche Bagging

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    Dbags are ftl.

    Yuck, people who live in a house near my apt building own like 4 Hondas, all of em riced out and think they have the fastest stuff around. Pretty much anytime I'm leaving my apt one of em tries to "intimidate" me with their beasty beatdown SOHC Vtec engines. It's getting kinda annoying though as one of the dbags that live there almost hit my car as I was heading out to work this morning. It's one thing being a dbag but another if you almost hit me.
     
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    a 1993 honda civic tried to dbag me last night at 11:00 he starts swirving his car behind me then gets to my side and starts reving his engine i laughed at him as the car ahead of him slams on their breaks and i pass him by
     
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    There's this Red Lancer wagon "rallyart edition" whatever that means. He lives in eagan by my gf's house every time I mean EVERY TIME he passes my parked car he Revs or drop it into first gear or something. I just wanna tell him its not an evo
     
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    LoL, Rallyart Edition ftw!
     
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    Yeah, I get that crap every damn day, even in EP. We have two WRX's and whenever i'm in the garage working on one of the cars I get the ricer slow down/rev /drop clutch and/or BOV sounds.

    It's funnay, a couple weeks ago some poor idiot reved his car while driving by and a bang came from his engine bay...:laugh:
     
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    i got douche bagged 2 nights ago i guess you can call it a double douche bag because i actually raced him and won (i only raced him because 494 was empty on the stretch i was on) but what happen was he came up in a 2005 honda civic and he starts calling me a douche (i could hear him shouting at me..my music wasn't on) so i laugh at him and let him go ahead of me a little bit...and i put my auto in gear and go blasting past him so after a little while i slowed down and waited for him he didn't want anymore of it so i slowed down more and he looks at me like wtf so i gave him a hand gesture signaling for him to try again so he tries again and i just leave him in the dust (mind you im completely stock and so was he) i had to spank him a little bit for calling me a douche
     
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    NO STREET RACE CRAP ON HERE.
     
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    lol yes sir :p
     
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    why is it people feel the need to race on public streets? posting about it is just a whole other level of amazing.
     
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    Posting about even though there are clear rules not to is doubly amazing. :yumyum:
     
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    Actually, if they could post about anything that happens in St. Paul or Coon Rapids, with a date, location, and thier name and DL number, it would be a great help.
    Even better, if you could publicly list locations of where street races will be going on every weekend.
    k thx
     
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    Yeah, some peeps don't realize we have some law enforcement folks on the site...but we do.
     
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    I was filling up at the money (gas) station the other day. This yellow mustang turns down the street in front of the station, looks at me and my car, and then revs it up and speeds down a neighborhood street. Idiota. I mean, I'm getting gas...The best thing was, is that I subconsciously called it. I knew he was gonna' do it, and he performed flawlessly. Idiots are so predictable. And most of the time, you can tell they're idiots by the car they drive ;)
     
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    who said it best.....LAFJL:KDJAWILASKJF:::LLLLASDL

    AMMMERICANNN REVOLUTION!!!
     
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    Yeah, no way would I mention something like racing a Mercedes E55, lotus exige, or corvette, on 36, 280, or 94. You can get points...or even worse, banned for something like that! ;)
     
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    came across a white EK hatch the other day, slammed on black wheels very clean nice car and more suprisingly it was fast as F*** I gave him props on a honda done right.
     
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    I had a honda go Monty Python on me today ("I fart in your general direction!") on the highway.

    Silver car, black hood (likely rattle can, maybe CF), lots of stickers, and a melon launcher. He pulled up next to me, mashed the gas... his car made a lot of noise... 10 seconds later, it finally started moving forward... and then slammed on the brakes after a few car lengths when he caught up with traffic.

    I just shook my head and took my exit.

    Hopefully my car doesn't sound that bad, once I get around to doing exhaust work.
     
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    I've noticed when I'm driving hatless and alone I won't get any attention... but if I wear my hat, or have a friend in the passenger seat, other drivers unzip their pants and run for the nearest ruler.

    The last time this happened it was from a grand prix with a "GT-R" badge on the back and dual fart cannons (melon launcher?? hahahaha, I love it!)

    Not a very scientific conclusion, but if you're having problems with 'baggery, kick your passenger out and take your hat off :)
     
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    i wonder how the people on the Honda board talk about Subaru drivers...?

    hahah...I can just see it -- "Everytime I pull up to one, I wanna' go, but they just laugh and take the next exit...WTF?!?11? What am I doing wrong? I wanna' race cause I'm teh fastaharr!!!11!one"
     
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    omfg, HUGE douche bags at Rack em Up in Oakdale tonight. So I met up with some friends there tonight one buddy just got an EVO X, and another has a Type S. So we take a break from pool to grab some food and while we are eating @ our cars some d-bags from the pool hall come out and proceed to provoke a race. None of my friends street race and neither do I so we all just say no thanks, but the guy and his two cronies keep pressing and pressing to the point where they were standing on either side of the EVO flailing @ the car. At that point we realized they were trashed, so we just insisted we weren't interested, at last a lightly modded 240 passed by and they chased after it in their BMW. These were definitely douche bags of the worst kind. . . If this were a few years ago their faces woulda been in the pavement but anyway... yet another douchebag encounter.
     
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    I am a bit afraid, they were drunk? Did you get the plate?
    I would have, and called the cops to alert them that the driver of this car was drunk.
     
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    Duluth seems to have quite the dbag population for such a small town (in comparison to the cities.) The dbags up here have either played too much Toyko Extreme Racer, or simply love their hazards. Common practice is to cut someone off, and then flash your hazards, which you've made some obnoxious after market color. Hell, I've seen hazards replaced with strobes.

    Dude, sweet hazards, lets disregard safety and all legal ramifications and race on this highly congested roadway.
     
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    ^^^^ lol wow, poor D-town...

    Aegis: the guy working/owner at Rack em Up called the cops after he watched the dudes flailing at the car as if they were going to damage it, the place doesn't serve drinks so they definitely came in drunk. So hopefully he tipped the police that there were some drunkards terrorizing people in a BMW. We didn't even think to do this as we were trying to stop ourselves from pounding their faces in. I feel pretty proud of myself though...lol
     
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    I love TXR.... You mean you don't have strobes for 4-ways?
     
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    No, I fail at strobes. Nothing wrong with the game(s), but come on. I don't remember even seeing a cavalier with horrendous body kit in that game!?
     
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    Hmm... touche...
     
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    TXR is a decent game imo if your in the mood to rice out some rides, theres a lot of detail put into the customization. The translations are downright horrible though. TXR Drift was horrible though, I wouldn't touch that ever again.
     
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    Agreed. TXR3 got liscensing, and has LOADS of engrish. It's great.
     
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    I loved the names of the cars prior to the licensing--that, and the blatant rip-offs of the cars they were clearly duplicating without said licensing.
     
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    As long as the name, exact likeness, and logos/emblems weren't used, it was all good. Chassis designations are a different matter, however...
     
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    The value of the game increased ten-fold once they actually got licensing though, but it was a little backwards when they didn't have licensing.

    ooooo Earthworm Jim, the second game in that series still haunts me..I broke a Sega controller playing that game.
     
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    I just noticed that the holster visible between Jim's legs could easily be mistaken for something else.
     
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    hmmmmm....haha, man imma bust out the PSP when I get home I need to beat that game now.
     
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    Don't break your PSP!
     
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    god i must have been really drunk cuz i dont remember being between anyones legs.
     
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    lol..
     
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    wow some EVO9 tonight on 94 west was really pressing for a race in TRAFFIC! wow. he followed me for a while and got right up on my rear bumper as if i might not have even noticed him driving.... once we got out of the traffic it was a really clrear road and he did 3honks and took off. i just drove normal. he slowed down after going through a gear and then tried again.... and again... and then finally i gave in to pressure (its an evo...) and kept up through 3rd gear but walked him in 4th. i really tried not to though. but given the right car ill bite.

    now the integra after seeing a movie last night was making me laugh. the whole loud honda thing is really funny to me. he and his little buddy were thumbs downing me and i just kept laughing and thinking "silly hondas, thats what we do to you!" they must think its a sign of respect cuz they get it from so many other enthusiasts. haha
     
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    To the douche bag in the red GSR with primer grey front bumper thanks for proving your a moron and endangering the lives of the wife, and the pedestrians walking around. This idiot passes me on a residential street going around 45mph just barely missing the rear of my car, the worst part is that there was a stop sign like 40 ft from where he passed me... Like seriously wtf!? Why? Normally wouldn't bother me as I know my WRX has control over the minds of ricers everywhere, but he just nearly missed the rear of my car, the wife was with me, and there were kids playing on the side walk. I love Hondas but its people like this that give them a bad rep. . . /rant!
     
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    Why does this never happen to me? Is my car lacking in douche bagging bait? I want to win.
     
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    i got douche bagged by a cargo van today he would not stop riding my butt XD
     
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    Come around the East Side of St. Paul, there are tons
     
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    Dear king douchebag in the 90's red bmw, license plate jys-209,
    You may think that doing 60mph over the 19th ave bridge, failing to use you blinker, riding my ass, and then basically sideswiping me (intentionally) is cool, but u have another thing coming. I know where you live and where you park your car. Do not be surprised if their is a reprisal. For your douche baggery is of legend. It's a shame I had more important things to do at that point, or I would've enjoyed choking you to within inches of your pathetic existance. If I see you again, and I will, you will feel my wrath.

    If anyone knows this d-bag, please kill him and do the world a favor. He's a student at the U.

    /end rant.
     
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    my god...I have to bump this thread...

    To the idiot in the 3 series you = fail. Just sell the car now and save someone's life. No, you don't look cool with your shades and classic one arm steering technique, and no I don't want to race with you in traffic on 94E. Thanks for proving that your an idiot. After I turned him down over and over he finally just shot off and swerved in and out of traffic from 280 and got off on Dale.
     
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    To all the people with "Truck Nuts", you are all douche bags.

    :)
     
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    couple nights ago a cop decided to check my plates (doing the classic douchey cop ride your ass thing) realizing he can't bust me for anything changes lanes speeds up and cuts me off basically 3 inches away from my bumper... must have been a bad night for him