A condom doesn't protect in the event of a car crash. Christians tend to drive around drunk on Easter not focusing on the road singing to church melodies.
Bah... it's not the drinking driving. It's the back problems so many people suffer from bending down and picking up those eggs! :laugh:
John good one... but I have pictures that said otherwise muahahaha. So what are these pictures worth to you?
Hey, if it wasn't for me there wouldn't be an Easter this year. I had to go rescue a bunny from a wire fence Friday night on my Rescue shift. No, I'm really not kidding. Apparently our duties have been expanded from mere kittens in trees to rescuing childhood treasures. My battalion chief radioed to us that we needed to collect any nearby eggs as "evidence". :laugh: