I cant stop

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  1. Ej22TIM
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    I cant stop biting on pens at work. theres bite marks everywhere. what do I do?:eek4:
     
  2. scoobypwnz201
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    OCD!!! take deep breathes and wear a hannibal lecter mask
     
  3. Taras
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    pay a visit to a psychiatrist. Might be some deep rooted childhood memories being suppressed.
     
  4. Ej22TIM
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    I have no medical insurance, otherwise I would.
     
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    also, this is only a problem when at work.........
     
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    ah, that sucks. Dont get sick. Insurance does not help much. I had to pay 500 dollars out of pocket for 3 visits to a ENT doctor. Each visit was 5-10 minutes and plus i had to pay another 300 for medication that did not do **** and i still have a sore throat. US medical system FTW...... NOT!
     
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    great. now this thread is F'd
     
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    lol, no thats was it. If no one comments on my comment i will not say anything else.
     
  9. Ej22TIM
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    I guess I cant really get toooooo bent out of shape. UNLESS SOMEONE ON HERE REALLY KNOWS THE CURE TO BITING PENS...

    and taras. for real man. why.

    if you hate america so much GTFO...................................
     
  10. RichWRX
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    I suppose thats George Bush's fault
     
  11. EtchyLives
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    Biting pens is a stress reaction. Since you only do it at work it *might* be stress related. Or boredom.

    Stop going to work. Stop biting pens.

    Either that or find something else to gnaw on.
     
  12. Ej22TIM
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    I will just quit my job for you etchy. maybe you can pay me to do you favors?

    really though I cant stop. its like trying to quit smoking again..... maybe ill start smoking again to stop my biting habbit?

    I need to see a phychiatrist.....
     
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    Post-smoking habit. Those who give up smoking often replace that habit with nail biting, it’s something to do with the hands that would have been occupied by a cigarette.
     
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    By isolating why you are biting your pens — and then briefly monitoring yourself under the same conditions — you will be able to stop your hands from automatically going to your mouth at certain times. If willpower isn’t enough, consider some of the following remedies and aids:

    Put a formula on your pens. There are several foul-tasting formulas on the market aimed at making your pens taste awful enough to turn you off of biting them — or at least alert you to when you do it unconsciously. Try CONTROL-IT! from stopbitingnails.com or MAVALA Stop. Be sure to apply the product regularly, so that the taste remains strong.

    Keep your hands busy. Idle hands will only serve to fuel your habit, so keep them busy. If you've found that you bite your pens when you are on the telephone, keep a pad of paper by the phone and doodle with a pen instead. Or get a desktop basketball game to keep your hands busy.
     
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    Chew gum or mints. If you are already chewing something else, you’ll be less likely to chew your pens. Keep gum or mints with you at all times, and when you find your hands going to your mouth, pop in a stick of gum or a mint instead.
     
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    any more questions?
     
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    is the Man Boss in our out of the office.. cause if he is out then you are missing him but if he is in you would have a penecil instead in you mouth
     
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    GREAT!!! now what should I use for "formula".... I dont want to stink up the whole place....... thanks alot for the info though, I think I will try gum for now......
     
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    Maybe you are just bored. Where do I sign up to work with you? A boring job is better than no job at all.
     
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    stopbitingnails.com
     
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    A powerful anti-chew spray made witha combination of ingredients much more powerful than anything else on the market today. McNasty Anti-Chewing Spray will not irritate skin. It is very safe to use and will not burn the horse. Available in a large 32 ounce size. Do not spray in eyes. 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
     
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    Watch out for the pen 15 club
     
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    the ol lady wife(ish almost) used to smoke and now since then she cant stop chewing gum but recently its declined..shes found veganism her escape lmao
     
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    Tim, your craaazy:laugh:
     
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    I chew my nails when I read Harry Potter.

    The suspense kills me....
     
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    you could use a shock collar or a cribbing collar :laugh:

    but then again, idk if that would go over well with your fellow employees and employer...lol


    start drinking heavily at work....it will pass the time and then you wont eat pens.
     
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    rich your george bush's fault...
     
  28. AWDimprezaL
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    Put the pen up your butt, that will make it so at least nobody else wants to chew it.
     
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    Tim,
    PM me your address. I've got something that might help and I'll mail it to you for free. You can put it on your pens and it might cut down the pen to mouth reaction. My wife got it at her bachelorette party. :laugh:
     
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    The guy that I work w/ chews pens all night when he's working. We work directly across the hospital w/ lots of sick people in and out of our hotel. So every morning I wipe everything down with rubbing alcohol. Including the pens!!! After I started wipen the pens down I noticed less chew marks on them! They must taste like crap!!:laugh::laugh: muahhaaahaha!
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    Here is why you should quit...you dont even need to be near a hospital to encounter germs....

    "If work makes us sick, a likely reason is that the office, and our desks, are crowded with germs.

    By H.J. Cummins, Star Tribune

    February 22, 2006

    The germiest places at work are our own work stations, so the more time we spend in them, the more we're exposed to bugs.

    In this study, researchers tested 616 workplace surfaces in private offices and cubicles in several U.S. cities. They took germ counts on the telephones, desktops, computer keyboards and mice, pens and door knobs.

    Teachers' germ counts came in highest by far: 17,800 germs per square inch of their tested surfaces. That's no surprise, because children are big germ carriers. Accountants were second, with 6,000 germs per square inch. Lawyers were lowest, with 900.

    Some of the numbers in the workplace germ study are breathtaking. For example, the computer keyboard of the average teacher is covered with 95,000 germs per square inch -- that's more than 11.1 million germs. Accountants' and bankers' pens carried about 2,400 germs per square inch; a lawyer's, 670."


    And Rexarew has the right idea, put alcohol on the end of your pens....Not beer or rum........ but rubbing alcohol or an alcohol based hand sanitizer...its cheaper than any of the "no bite" products out there and your pen gets cleaned in the process...
     
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    I never new this about you tim.

    500 in medical bills... thats it???

    most people have them. but I remind you this is a car forum, not a pitty party!!!
     
  34. Ej22TIM
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    lawl pitty party. alliteration makes everything moar funny

    on a lighter note, Gridlocked put a suprise pen biting cure in the mail for me today, wonder what it is? pics upon delivery

















    is there any way I can scam like 500 dollars from someone? I need 500 dollars. thats all, no biggie. I NEED MY SUBARU.

    thanks
     
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    ^whore yourself out 4 the $! Be a dirty pirate hooker, you work name will be dirty Rita!
     
  36. Gridlocked
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    delivery?
    :biggrin:
     
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    how did the pen chewing turn out.
     
  38. fondune
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    he's now busy chewing peen instead of pens.
     
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    actually that happened when you put fingers to keyboard ;)
     
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    I cant make new threads because work blocks stuff so I'm bumping this.


    But I am chewing bilk's pen right now, and I cant stop, hope he doesnt want it back.
     
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    Quit your job?:biggrin:
     
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    lucky.
     
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