I Hate High Schoolers

So I was staying after school today working on a math quiz :?: , and when I finished I went out to my car to find 3 stupid juniors chucking snowballs at my car :evil: and and the F-150 parked next to me. Grrrr, Stupid bastards, so I get in my car and drive off cuz they can run faster then me. Anyway, I was pissed, so I need suggestions of things to do to these little punks cars. Stuff that's not damaging, easy to remedy, just annoying as hell. One of my favorites, if people park too close to me, I fold their mirror so i can get out easily, and then they have to get out of the car and fold it back. So let's hear your ideas.

CN: kids threw snoballs at my car, now i want revenge :twisted:.

 

if it were me id do something illeagle so i wont give u any advice

 

take the vavle stem cores out!

 

you got punk'd!

 

i've learned over the years of gettin revenge...the worst form of revenge is not illegal. park your car in the same exact spot, bring a video cam with you next time and tape them. you can charge them with destruction of property.

 

I like that idea

 

but they arnt detroying your property they are just snowballin it.

the removal of valve stems is quite sinister! spray paint on the windshield is easy remedied (scrape it off w/ a razor blade) and will cuase great amounts of anger. super glue over the keyholes (cant get in), super glue inside the car (makes finger prints stick out, but totals the interior), put sand paper under wiper blades, connect all the points on teh distributor w/ a pencil so it wont start.

there are so many things you could do it NUTS, just remember that those snowballs didnt do that much dmg, so dont go overboard.

 

same here

 

I second the video taping...but pulling valve stem cores is also very effective! Just beware that they may get revenge on you!

 

Another idea...I can get you some stick on wheel weights, and you can give them one bad mother of a vibration!!!!

 

you should cut their brake lines mauhahahhahha...jk...you should take some fishing line tie it to a couple of cans and tie it under their truck...or find some tape weight and slap it on the inside of their rim....

 

i have done that to people bike tires before it fun

 

I usually bought a can of shaving cream, drew large figures of penis's on all their windows and wrote "owned" somewhere on the car. ahh, good times in h.s.

 

accidently trip and dump an entire bottle of brake fluid all over their cars...it eats the paint even worse then thinner, or stripper :shock: its grand, and it will get them as hot as the fire of a 1000 suns

 

^^^^^and when they find out that it was u they will beat the sh it out of u

 

believe me i am in high school now

 

HAHAH! I bursted out laughing at work!

 

just being in high school means that you'll be a hot carl beating machine? damn, i wanan go back to high school! there's a reason why i didn't stay there though... oh yeah! the little kids who thought they were tough; that plus i gradulated!

 

let the air out of there tires

 

same here

 

nah they wont even know what happend, just make sure you do it on a rainy or snowy day, then do it all over the wheel areas so it looks like they drove through somthing, brake fluid is realitivly clear, oh the looks on thier faces when the paint comes off

 

Back in high school, this jerkoff kept parking in front of our shop door for the theatre, so we couldn't get crap in and out when we needed to. He'd gotten more warnings and yelling at's than was deserved. So one day one of the other people who worked there got pissed, and pissed in a bottle, then poured it somewhere (not sure where, I wasn't there when it happened) where it could get nice and hot and stinky. It was winter btw, and the next day the guy came in pissed off cuz every time he used his heater it smelled like urine. And of course none of us had any idea how that could have possibly happened. Needless to say he never parked there again.

 

I like the wheel weights and tin cans, then they'll think they're car is falling apart

everything else is just too much :roll: ....well, maybe not the vaseline on the wipers..hehe...I like that too

I think it has to be something easily reversable....but hard to find :twisted:

add a couple stick on weights to drive shaft/axle shafts...maybe shove a stick in their alternater fan (had that happen, what a horrific sound :shock: ), and a nerf ball in the shift linkage....hehe...this could be good...want help?

 

take some flour, dump it all over their car on the hood and in around the wiper blades, then spray some water on it, it will take them FOREVER to get it off. Or you could take a potatoe and shove it way in to the exhaust, then car go boom hehe

 

Deer piss in the coweling, poop under the door handles, plastic around the entire vehicle.... fun stuff.

 

the stick on wieghts are a good idea. very stealthy and easy to do /undo.

could just unplug their alternator instead of putting sticks near it. shoudl be enough of a charge itn he battery to get them 2-3 miles, then blah.

 

A small pebble in a valve stem cap would create a slow leak so they would not be able to fully determin what is wrong/ where the leak is coming from or who did it or where it was done at. My personal favorite for peopel who can not park right on a regular basis in my parking lot.

 

Challenge them to a chili cook off, then kill their parents and feed them to them in the form of a wonderful chili dish.

 

Or, just get some crayola markers and write funny messages on their windows.
the stuff comes off easy, once you get it wet. but until then, forget about it.

many people who have parked poorly around me have found "I am a ****TARD" written on their rear window.

 

hmm, lots of good ideas, but I'm leaning towards the wheel weights and vaseline on the wipers, hehe, can't wait until school starts again :twisted:

 

Let us know how it goes! Perhaps take pics, I wanna see!

 

wheel weights ftw! i second that option. the vaseline is just... ewww. wheel weights.

 

so now the question is how to attach weights to the wheels. I was thinking may be using ticky- tak (yellow sticky stuff) and some big old washers, maybe that would work? I still gotta figure out which cars are theirs...

 

get go-jo, use that to wipe the inside of their wheels, then buy sticky weights adn stick it on the inside! use a WHOLE stick...or 2 just to make em fustrated.

 

Don't forget to invite their favorite rock group to the cook off so they can laugh at him...

 

mmmm..... Mr. and Mrs. Tennorman chilli

 

Maybe they just need a hug? Did anyone think of that?.........

 

Maybe they just need a hug? Did anyone think of that?.........

 

no :lol:

 

Shut up you little pansy.
Hugging is no way to solve anything.
VIOLENCE IS THE WAY TO SOLVE EVERYTHING.

Now, where do you live?

 

^^ i didn't want to be the one to say that.

 

you hafta invite that band, you know radiohead

 

Sometimes, you have to think about the kittens. Just be a gentleman: walk up to them and ask them to stop. That usually works, kids.


...and if it doesn't, pour warm water over their car in the middle of winter.