This is not the place to post outbound links. Shens and ban. Here's my contribution after watching "Return of the Jedi"
Lol Forever! has a long-standing tradition of incorporating t3h funnays in the thread itself. YouTube embedding included.
A well known wealthy man is at a restaurant and a cute waitress comes to the table to take his order. After a little flirting the man says to the waitress, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars"? The gal thinks about it for a second and says "Sure." The man says "How about for ten bucks?" The waitress becomes incensed and says "What kind of girl do you think I am?" to which the gentleman replies "Oh, we already established that, we're just arguing about the price"