http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ Love reading how OCD some people can be! Scroll to about 3/4 of the way down for some local insanity.
one of my co-workers started calling me "Putz" the other day. I got scared that he might know I'm on here alot durring work hours, I was petrified!
thats so funny, getting fired on face book..hahahaha also that slide looks real.. they have so much equipment and such, and its possible with enuf time and energy to do all the calculations, if u watch it he is "rolling the windows down" in the air and tucks for the pool.. but the ability to edit is amazing these days, i mean some people still think we lande on the moon.. haha
(415): Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius. (308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad (619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room (602): Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote. (323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender? (1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out? (323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture. (812): just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer" (651): You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping. (785): Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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I had to be rushed to the emergency ward one night and stayed 48 hours. I missed a planned dinner. I came home and was greeted with 22 phone messages (would have been more, was full though) Needless to say the messages continued to get nastier and nastier. We stayed together for another 3 months. (I ended it when she stopped feeling guilty) I love crazy chicks! =)
Reminds me of my ex...Sadly, she really only became that way once she became my ex. :ugh: Pretty funny though!