I hooked a big one This is a picture my brother took on lake of the woods early in the spring a couple years back.
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me" So the Pope slapped her.
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around. He concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
I think that they went through the ice late in the winter and didnt tell anyone. Then tried to sneak it out without anyone seeing.
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I did that to a friend's Camaro when I worked at Advance Auto Parts. We did a cowl induction hood tho, for a good +2 length to the mullet. Finding pictures now.
yeah well once i have money to paint it I will. but that body kit looks like it is going to take a good chunk of change out of my savings acct. Well i did grow up in Ramsey and went to Anoka High School.... finally i am fitting in with my own kind!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Meat+2/ Well worth the click. I suppose it could go in the bacon thread too.
So. I just had an RO print off the printer. 2006 Lexus RX400h Hybrid Line A - 5000 mile service. (38851 miles on vehicle) Line B - Customer states car will not start in the AM. Customer has to turn the key several times in the ignition for vehicle to start. -- No crank, no start when vehicle is attempted to be started. ............ Really? A hybrid vehicle doesn't start?!?!? OMG!!! ITS FAULTY! And this person has owned the vehicle for all of those 38k miles.
I particularly enjoy the fact that they are coming in for their 5000 mile service 34,000 miles overdue. Reminds me of the woman that put 140,000 miles on her original oil filter in her Tacoma at our Toyota dealer.
What the???? Just sent to me from a co-worker http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/wan/1346837248.html
he should find some one who has a dog that barks non-stop, or a bunch or people the look gang afilliated, start cooking obnoxius foods outside that would stink in the most wild way, start slaughtering chickens and dressup like ted nugent.:laugh:
Barking dog = illegal, to a point. Gang cooks = very good idea, however the clown/panda/midgets are much much more hilarious. I say he holds a furry convention in his yard. ALL WEEKEND. That would be great. 20+ adults dressed up in costumes yiffing all over the place = much much hilarity in my book. Slaughtering chickens within city limits would most likely bring a lawsuit from some PETA pansies. :laugh:
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Drive-In Theater WITH full theater surround sound options. Plus potentially better concessions. And maybe beer - if you leave the keys at the neighbor's or manage to close the front doors. FTW: I give it 7 stars.
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis Language NSFW possibly: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ef1adb57b/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?rel=player
