Men have better friends

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    Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

    Friendship Among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
    she told her husband that she had slept over at a
    friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
    friends. None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship Among Men:
    A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
    told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
    house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
    Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.















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    ...'and two said he was still there'.

    :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
     
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    That's hilarious! So, so bad though.
     
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    lmfao, sounds about right tho
     
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    What do you know about it virgin?



    :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    LMAO....

    man friends ftw
     
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    this coming from the redneck, Cadillac seats don't make it so
     
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    Ouch, that really hurts coming from the virgin for life with the retarded pants. ;)



    I didn't install the seats, Nor would I have.


    Aren't you the one with a car FULL of greasy parts, and a lawn full of broken down vehicles?
    THAT is redneck :)
     
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    Oh and for the mod's sake, Chris knows I'm jerking his chain.
     
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    broken down? no. everyone of our cars runs and drives, the TWO that were in the yard are my kid brothers while he was out of town in canada...both of which trounce the **** out of your turd in every respect mind you :p
     
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    Right now with a blown trans? for sure, before the trans incident? and definatly not after.... don't be so sure.

    Edit: i like my turds better then yours. And it was a guess on the vehicles in the yard, i can't believe i was right :laugh:
     
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    LOL, I love it. So true.
     
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    the falcon would stomp you, and like i said, that is Sean's car... any of the other cars would dominate you.
     
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    I'm not scared of a falcon dude, you have no idea, i mean really, REALLY no idea.




    I guess i have no idea what kind of vehicles we are talking about/mods.
     
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    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someonewith cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakestwice, takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d1ck.
     
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    :laugh: LOL for real