One Arm Up...

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  1. zisson33
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    So I was in the bathroom today (great way to start a story) and the older gentleman at the urinal had his right hand up on the wall while he was taking care of his business. Now I've never understood this. What's the purpose? Have I not honed my skills to be able to do this one handed stuff? Maybe with future years of experience I'll be able to do this... :laugh:
     
  2. ofspunk7
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    I think it is funny when people do this and really lean into it.... but not as cool as the people that just drop their pants all the way... lol


    I am also not a one hand on the wall type of person.
     
  3. Aegis
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    Well I have no idea. But I do have to say this, at least I don't have to sit and watch other people pee.
     
  4. stoooo
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    Much more impressive are the guys that whip it out, then put their hands on their hips. Yes, both hands. And this always seems to be accompanied by a smug grin.
     
  5. ofspunk7
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    why? all that tells anyone is that it is too small to have to hold!
     
  6. Aegis
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    oh boy this thread could be fun

    :munching:
     
  7. TheHoboMan
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    I do this in the pool.
     
  8. Ctracey218
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    If its a very very "relieving" process, (read long overdue) the one hand can be necessary to avoid over-relaxation and stumbling.

    Stumbling can be detrimental to one's stature if one were to leave remnants of their bathroom visit on their trousers.
     
  10. Aegis
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    Now I'm going to have to re-watch the "crap in the urinal" episode of south park tonight. *fist shakey*
     
  11. Frogy
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    I always put both hands on my hips, smile and use the low urinals, it sucks to drag your Junk on the bottom of the urinal
     
  12. BroCo
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    I'm a strong advocate for placing both hands on the wall, kind a like the same stance the cops ask you to assume while getting frisked.
     
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    Hands free is ideal if it is errect otherwise if soft, chances are you might have some drips on your pants. Unless it's a long one like 8''.....
     
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    I bet you have to kick the drips off the end, too, huh :laugh:
     
  15. piddster
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    It doesn't matter how you wiggle or dance. The last one always ends up on your pants.
     
  16. Lowrider
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    shake well after use
     
  17. Shibbs
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    More than 2 shakes and its purely for pleasure.
     
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    I believe this has been on here before but we are talking about urinals:

    [YOUTUBE]eYvEmdHVhW4[/YOUTUBE]
     
  19. AWDimprezaL
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    Ive always wanted to lay down on my stomach and crap, something I would like to do before I die.
     
  20. phi11
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    one arm down!
     
  21. MMC_555
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    :+1: Now this is something I need to try!!!

    PS. Another variation of the arm on the wall is to lean to with your forehead on the wall for support while you hold on with both hands to get better aim and not piss on your shoes when drunk... I'm all for this one.
     
  22. zisson33
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    Shhhh...You're not supposed to give up the secret.

    I need to add this into my break dancing routine.
     
  23. readymix
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    Here's something semi-relevant you can add to this wierdness.

    Just now. Just like 10 seconds ago. I watched as three teenage boys walked by my house. Two of them stopped for a moment, and one of the two unzipped his pants, pulled his dick out of the zipper hole, and then told the other boy to take a pic of it with his camera phone. And he did. And they continued on. This was right in front of my house, on the street.
     
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    WTF? D'you chuck a brick at them after that??
     
  25. zisson33
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    You should have ran after them with a bat before the kid could get his $#!T in his pants. He would have gotten some zipper bite that wouldn't quit. He'd never do that $#!T again. : )
     
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    Then you whip out you phone and shoot a pic of that and post it up here!! :biggrin:
     
  27. Shibbs
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    Why a man would want a picture of another man's penis is far beyond me....

    You may be almost as gay as those kids Mix was talking about.
     
  28. MMC_555
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    Uhhh... nope! Def not the dude's penis. Totally walked into that....
    I meant of the kid scared ****less after being chased for being a total moron....
     
  29. Shibbs
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    Suuuuuuuuure you did. :)

    Freudian slip?
     
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    Sure as f'n hell hope not!!!
    :lollollollol:
     
  31. wall of tvs
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    I like to mention to the guy in the next urinal that he needs to clip his fingernails.
     
  32. TheHoboMan
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    I want the pic of his penis. I'll post it on 4chan and make fun of how small it is.
     
  33. Aegis
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    Not if they are teenagers you won't. Then again, I don't go to that site so I donno wtf flies there. I think it would be considered "child porn" though, which they usually frown upon

    /unless it's anime
    //pedobear?
     
  34. ofspunk7
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    Dr. Mint approved!
     
  35. idget
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    The problem is you have to be pretty outgoing and hilarious to pull this one off. You're obligated to talk to your neighbor and make them even more uncomfortable if you're going to drop trou like a 5 year old in public. Lol, reminds me of my buddy used to do this all the time at sporting events and any public urinal with a trough... Of course he was 6'2" 300+ so he could get away with a lot of stupid **** that you'd normally get your ass kicked for.
     
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    damn it just searched for that then saw it as I scrolled down ah ah ah
     
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    I do this... but dont mean I hit the toilet at ALL!!! ha a ha

    or could be like my 3 yr old.. the picture over our toilet fell off the wall and landed on the floor in front of the toilet... I go in there to piss and pick up the picture and hang it back up.. when it starts dripping.. and the floor where I am standing is all wet... yep my 3 yr old pissed all over the picture IN FRONT of the toilet instead of stepping over an d peeing in the toilet... its the same kid that when we go to t-ball in town he stops in a park full of about 500 people and whips it out to piss on a tree... he is very impulsive ;)

    hope this pic is acceptable ... this was DURING our FAMILY PHOTOS
    View attachment 22312
     
  38. piddster
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    Are urinal setups really like that in AU?
     
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    That pic is classic btw, lol.
     
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    not in any I have been in ;)

    ours are more like this..

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    or

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    jk
     
  41. stoooo
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    That's new to me, and reallyreallyreally funny. Australians may suck at making beer, but they sure know how to make people laugh.
     
  42. Frogy
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    Is it possible that the one arm move is attached to a dickdo?

    for those of you who have not heard of a dickdo it is when your belly sticks out further than your dick do. this usually results in the said person to contort to see where they are aiming, usually by leaning on the wall slighly bent at the waist trying to aim said appendage with the last free arm.
     
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    UUUUM.. no they dont... Tooheys Extra Dry.. best beer by far... vb best poor mans beer desired all around teh world ;)
     
  44. stoooo
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    OK, next time I see it, I'll get one to try. And you'd better be right about it, 'cos if it's rubbish, I'll be coming right back here to e-smite you with my Keyboard of Beery Vengeance !
     
  45. TSTRBOY2004
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    But you are a Pom and you have no taste so I'll see you back here... Hahha

    Oh and ReadyMixx would agree on the VB