Paris for President? :-/

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    So dumb...

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    the demise of mankind, i have found it.
     
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    my name is paris hilton and I approve of this message......because its totally hot

    made me lol
     
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    Hmmm....She couldn't be any worse than McCain or Obama...And she is easier on the eyes, not to mention that if I saw a McCain or Obama sex tape I'd kill myself.


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    Damn. I'm torn. :laugh:
     
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    The whole thing made me laugh, it's supposed to be funny. Paris can't run for pres, she's not old enough.
     
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    I know, but as long as we're getting a **** sandwich we might as well throw in dessert too ;)
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    IM NOT VOTING, or if I do I'll just throw it away on someone I dont even know....
     
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    I thought someone was supposted to kill her after the last election.. MTV's "Vote or Die" campain. Paris didn't vote last time, though she was one of the spokes people for "Vote or Die". F'in retard.
     
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    props for Paris.
     
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    Hmmmm...I like where you're going with that one.
     
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    blowjobs for everyone
     
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    i like the sound of this, nate for pres?
     
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    Not if she's giving them. I've seen her work and it wasn't anything to write home about...
     
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    you write home about your blowjobs? your family has an interesting relationship my friend.
     
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    We're very close ;)
     
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    meh, i'de still hit it (with protection of course)
     
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    I dunno if that'd help. You might need a full body condom...
     
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    meh, meh, meh, meh
     
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    hmmm... since when can a blow-job be bad???
     
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    I'm just saying, if part of her being President is getting a hummer then it better be a damn good hummer.
     
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    Mission accomplished ;).....
     
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