A Captain of a plane was going through all his pre-take off announcements, then finall after taking off he made his final, "we are at XXXX altitude and will have clear skys and smooth flying"... once he was finished his announcements, not realising he had left the intercom on, he turns to his co-pilot and says... "Now all i need is a cup of coffee and a good blow-job" With this being broadcast through the whole plane the Stewardess goes running from the back of the plane up to the front to tell the Captain but as she runs through the aisle a guy leans out and yells down after her... "DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE!!!"