Portal: Turret's life.

Aegis, this one's for you.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=10073

 

they got companion cube all wrong.

 

Companion cube was always a jerk when I played. He kept telling me he would stab me and stuff.

 

lol, i think it said that companion cube will not stab u in the back.

 

Companion cube said it would... do things... when I played... Nobody else got that?

 

i think you got it backwards.

 

The companion cube will never lie to you. It in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the weighted companion cube DOES speak, you are urged to disregard it's advice.

 

I know what I said.

 

That reminds me, I can imitate the voice used for all of the games, HL2 overwatch, TF2, and portal. Deride was not around when I was doing the "YOU FAIL!" for guitar hero retards at ice races. I figured he'd get it. Oh well.

 

who were these guitar hero retards? please CALL ME A RETARD STEPH

 

As previously stated, we can no longer lie to you. When you complete your testing, you will be "missed".

 

When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

 

Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot... more... killing. What was that? Did you say something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.

 

even more then before, i am lost

 

It's ok. I won't call you a retard.. it's just from the game, is all.

Nice video, blackozone.

 

you know who they were.

 

yes, you were one of them .. and Jason and uh ... hmm .. who else was it? DISCOPOPE?

Whoever was epically failing .. that was when I was saying "YOU FAIL!"

 

I was too messed up to guitar hero correctly...so it was probably my epic failure.

 

wait wait ... here .. let me show you

THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU LOOKED!

 

thats a good shot of my crotch.

 

To ensure your safety, and the safety of others: do not destroy vital testing apparatus.

 

you got in trouble and left wayyyyyyyyyy too early

 

I don't remember anything after 6 PM. Waking up in a bed was both bewildering and amazing.

 

i was gonna go get you, i was told this was a bad idea

 

that would have been...interesting. If i could have been forced back into consciousness....it would have been alright. Odds are I would have been some sort of drunken zombie thing.

 

Yeah it was sad, we left to go on the course, and came back and you were gone.

 

the obvious solution was to have taken me with.

 

I have no idea what is going on in this thread, lolz.