The companion cube will never lie to you. It in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube DOES speak, you are urged to disregard it's advice.
That reminds me, I can imitate the voice used for all of the games, HL2 overwatch, TF2, and portal. Deride was not around when I was doing the "YOU FAIL!" for guitar hero retards at ice races. I figured he'd get it. Oh well.
As previously stated, we can no longer lie to you. When you complete your testing, you will be "missed".
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot... more... killing. What was that? Did you say something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
yes, you were one of them .. and Jason and uh ... hmm .. who else was it? DISCOPOPE? Whoever was epically failing .. that was when I was saying "YOU FAIL!"
that would have been...interesting. If i could have been forced back into consciousness....it would have been alright. Odds are I would have been some sort of drunken zombie thing.