Riddle me this!

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  1. Ej22TIM
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    I just farted
     
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    well, we did discuss a possible slave trade, mail order brides, and whores before Lee.
     
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    I guessed 147 lol ;)
     
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    See the funniest part about that is that I looked at your avatar right after I read that and it looks like he did too.
     
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    Well you could split them, but you'd always have an uneven amount. And seeing as you can only use the balance scale twice...your screwed.
     
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    oh man, this thread is just jammed packed full of LAWLZ and retarded.
     
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    Man you made like 5 threads in the past two days. You are on a roll. Are you trying to beat me? Just try and i will unleash the power of Taras! You know me.
     
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    Then hopefully they will suspend your account for pure stupidity!:laugh:
     
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    one could hope...one could hope.
     
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    Answering this question correctly is what got me my job.
     
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    ive NEVER laughed at a thread more than this!!!!!!!
     
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    you were interviewed about balls? what exactly do you do again?
     
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    Weigh 3 on each side and leave 3 off the scale. Take the cluster of 3 balls that are suspect, and weigh one ball on each side with one set aside. This will tell you which ball it is.
     
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    LAWL!
     
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    He stuffed all 9 of them in his mouth at once!
     
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    Nice Job!
     
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    I'll go ahead and answer it.

    Split the balls into three groups of 3

    X X X X X X X X X

    Ok, take one group of three and the second group of 3 and put them on either side of the balance....

    IF: The balance balances out, then the heavier ball was NOT in either of the two groups you chose.
    IF: The balance tilts, the ball is in the group of 3 balls that tilted the balance.

    Either way you go about it, you are left with a group of 3 balls that you are certain has the heavier ball in it.

    Same thing as before, choose 2 of the 3 balls in that group of 3. Put them on the balance.

    IF: The balance balances out, then the ball you didn't choose is the heavy one
    IF: The balance tilts, the tilted side is the heavy ball.
     
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    Twice a year he's flown to Amsterdam to participate in Madame Hellica's show of maggots and underlings. Look for the guy in a leather mask with pink leather boots.

    Can I have your autograph Jason? ;)
     
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    This is why you make the big bucks!
     
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    Are you impressed yet?
     
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    NO, he stuffed it in his anus and when he poooooed them out 10o dollar bills came out of his arse.:laugh:
     
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    i guess thats one way to get a job...talk about balls.
     
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    Seriously, you scare me sometimes.
     
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    someone is way too into odd porn. and i am positive its Taras now.
     
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    Did Nobody Notice That I Solved The Ball Problem!!! Praise Me Dammit!!!
     
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    We russians are crazy.
     
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    I think Chris is right!






    Nice one Lee!
     
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    Well done Blackozone. And no, my job does not deal with balls. That question shows how your brain works in regards to problem solving and complex troubleshooting.
     
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    i noticed, taras is your prize.
     
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    so we have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken.

    the rooster goes with the hen, but who has sex with the chicken???
     
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    Chet...
     
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    I did!! But it was dead... already.
     
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    also if you can get around the idea of a.) having 9 balls, b.)weighing them c.)knowing which is the heaviest
     
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    Nice work.
     
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    I was gonna say Taras. He admitted that Russians are crazy.
     
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    Why you keep spelling my name wrong...? :(
     
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    hey, that works for me as well :biggrin:
     
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    He tattoo'd the heaviest one. It's gotta smiley on it, sorta like this one:eek3:
     
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    this thread delivers. also, we know know who knows the most about balls and screwing chickens.
     
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    Yes, deliver indeed!
     
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    i'm telling your mail order girlfriend.
     
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    She's in Mexico right now, I get her back this Saturday. :p
     
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    factory defect?
     
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    You're thinking of the wife before. I'm on a timeshare with Jill.
     
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    ah, makes sense.