Sausage Fingaz

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  2. wall of tvs
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    lmao!

    I'll consider it if it comes with syphillis at no extra charge.
     
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    a garage monkey would be sweet!
     
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    the lulz potential is undefined

    For $229 I move that the club buy him as an official mascot. He can live in Curly's car...can't make it smell worse.
     
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    A real life trunk monkey !!! That's awesome.
     
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    For christ's sake Tom don't you know all monkeys have AIDs? Syphilis would be the cherry on top.

     
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    Fixed.

    I have your bolts, by the way.
     
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    Pray.. for ... mojo...
     
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    Thread of the year, imho.
     
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    I could always use something to fetch me tools and not talk back. If only it could read numbers, as in "I need the 12mm deep well with the long extension!"
     
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    The life team is considering buying this for our team helper/mascot :biggrin: $21 for all eleven people and we have a new teammate lolz
     
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    Ha!

    If only it knew how to talk on the phone.....
     
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    Get it a webcam, it can probably sign. Or at least make rude gestures, blow raspberries and fling poop at the screen, but that's par for the course for many of the CSRs I have to deal with.
     
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    We figured Taquino would be smart enough to run term quotes lol :dunno:
     
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    with my luck, i'd get it and wake up with the thing chewing on my toes...
     
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    lol..we were just laughing up here about THIS
     
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    I would buy him just for that.... Throwing poop. :laugh:
     
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    I just bought him. pics up later.
     
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    he could ride your un-tamable, beast of a dog
     
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    Don't toy with us. This is serious monkey business.
     
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    I called for afternoon delight...you no ansah.

     
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    I'm offended, I thought I gave at least a "B" effort yielding non-failing results.:emo:

    C'mon you bastards...$2-2-9! You spend more than that on car wax and pig stickers in a year.
     
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    No no no, you were totally fine. I'n referring to my other buddies who'd rather drink beer and smoke their whatever instead of handing down a few tools.
     
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    hA!

    He'd probably make a good actuary as well. :p
     
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    I wonder if the seller would take 200 Chints
     
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    All you can do is make an offer...and share the discourse with us.

     
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    I would definately have him flinging poo at idiot drivers from my trunk!
     
    SomethingsWrong, Jun 11, 2008
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