The longest story ever.

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    Todd Albertson quickly jumped out the window to avoid the blast when...
     
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    the Chipotle burrito bomb exploded. Bill brought the burrito to work with him because...
     
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    Todd was a douchebag and deserved to die. Once outside the office, Todd...
     
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    decided to move to Canada for safety reasons. He quickly drove home to pack his...
     
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    Todd pulled a gun and shot himself in a left nut and Screemed...
     
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    ... Right nut in the back pack with....
     
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    Taras, you're suppose to continue the last sentence..
     
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    instead of start a new one.*
     
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    Fail.
     
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    end this thread
     
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    And so it was. Taras, once a great member of the Subaru community, killed the longest story ever. He now remains in pain, constantly looking for...
     
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    cabin only to tell taras he fails at life.
     
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    buttzecks---with old women that plow fields. This was a good idea until he contracted...
     
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    Nuts.
     
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    And boy, did he ever. The "Nuts" were so painful, and the boils so large that...
     
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    they popped when he sat down, showering everyone in a two mile radius with....
     
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    ALL THIS flashed through his mind, while todd was packing....
     
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    squirted into lee's eyes and made him..
     
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    his trusty pocket knife. This knife was special because...
     
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    damnit, too fast. I quit.
     
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    ....he could clean his cavity with that knife and late ruse it for...
     
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    editing posts on forums. This is useful because Todd made a lot of mistakes while typing. One time...
     
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    gutting his captured...
     
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    deerbirdtoad, which he just killed with his trusty knife...
     
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    he fondled manbearpig's...
     
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    Which turned out to be just a man. A very hairy man. This was odd because...
     
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    he yelled "i TRIED GUYS....I realy tried to get into this, but your all too fast and sharp witted" he said as he tugged at his hair. and later He .....
     
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    forgot all about these feeble trappings, and moved to Alaska where he became a very successful...
     
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    lumberjack...
     
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    ..mullet farmer. You heard right! Lumberjackmulletfarmer! Shearing and chopping away the...
     
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    Lumberjacks mullets. And selling them so he could save up for...
     
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    Bowlcut of his dreams, he was a
     
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    lso in need of butt implants. He was always a bit complexed about...
     
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    driving in the tight seats of a bugeye...
     
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    fail^
     
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    with his 'lack of bum.' So he offered to swap them for...
     
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    Corbeau's. He called up the local re-seller and...
     
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    gave him elevanty bilion that he got from selling this little sister into slavery....
     
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    said "I was hoping to pick my seat!" Could I...
     
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    Kill Taras + cash for a pair of nice seats? The re-seller said...
     
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    nope, we dont kill russians they have mafia connections and we dont want problems. But i will take your cash and....
     
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    ...offer this fine World Motor Sports car if you can...
     
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    can get this thing started and sign a release form its all yours but make sure you....
     
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    pick out a cool carbon fiber...
     
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    ...wing. Suddenly his phone rang! It was...
     
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