The smiley story.....

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    It all began one day when :) decided that he was done with school:rtfm: and needed to get some love. So he went to the bar with his buddies:biggrin: and drank himself stupid:cheers2:, they decided that the two girls across the room needed more to drink, so he sent over drinks on him;) , they quickly fell in love and demanded a threesome:ladysman:, so drunk:) is now :puke: all over himself as he stumbles:naughty: to his bike:fiddy:, on his way to their house he gets nailed:iconpolice: and decides hes a bad ass mother ****er:nono: and the cop was like:pittyfool:and he was like :eek:hnoes: at which point he tried to start the bike and drive off :ugh: without the cop noticing, but he failed to put the key in the ignition and preceeded to get his ass beat:eek:wned:, after sobering up he makes it to the girls house;) as one goes down...:eek: he realizes that his beer goggles have once again got the best of him, they were men:eek: :eek2:.....................

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    after :) realized they were men, he started to :emo: and became very :mad:. he started to have a snack :munching: and wondered what he would do :dunno:. he then put on his ninja outfit :squint: and packed up his ak47 and decided to go rob a bank. on his way to the bank while he was on his :fiddy: smokin a ciggy :marlboro: when he saw the minnetonka meet and decided to stop by. he noticed all the cool cars and worshipped them :bowdown:. He then continued his journey to the bank :hsdance: and all of the sudden the :iconpolice: pulled him over and said....
     
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    My name is fong. :banana:
     
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    is there something wrong officer?:dunno: . As the :iconpolice: began to tell :) what he did wrong. Once again, :) tried to escape but sadly, it was the same cop that busted :) earlier so he had put a :lockd: on the back wheels of his :fiddy:. After figuring that out, he was just plain and simply :banghead: . After being jailed :) meet some new friends, their names were................
     
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    FONGalina:yumyum: and RAYlita:wiggle: shaking his ass like shakira... so :) was like:eek4: as the two new cell mate began to :disco: in front of him.......
     
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