an insurance request?!?!

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  1. TSTRBOY2004
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    Subject: Best Plans sometime go wrong. The bricklayer


    Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's
    >accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the American
    >Insurance Journal. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have
    >received a Darwin Award for sure.
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    > Dear Sir: "I am writing in response to your request for additional
    >information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning"
    >as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust
    >the following details will be sufficient.
    >
    > I was alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I
    >completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when
    >weighed later, were found to be slightly more than 500 lbs. Rather than
    >carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using
    >a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth
    >floor.
    >
    > Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the
    >barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the
    >rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.
    >
    > You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form, that I weigh
    >135 lbs
    >
    > Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I
    >lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to
    >say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.
    >
    > In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now
    >proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the
    >fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in
    >section 3 of the accident report form.
    >
    > Slowed down slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping
    >until the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
    >Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able
    >to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great
    >deal of pain.
    >
    > At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit
    >the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.
    >
    > Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed
    >approximately 50 lbs.
    >
    > I refer you again to my weight.
    >
    > As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the
    >building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.
    >This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several
    >lacerations of my legs and lower body.
    >
    > Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel
    >seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of
    >bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.
    >
    > I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of!
    >bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of
    >mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel
    >beginning its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.
    >
    > I hope this answers your questions.
     
  2. techy101
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    I believe mythbusters debunked this.
     
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    they did a mythbusters episode on this.
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    am I the only person that's annoyed by Mythbusters? :roll:
     
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    mythbusters is trying to ruin all my good laughs
     
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    who gives a **** if they did...


    Mythbusters is a cool show.. I watch it all the time... I never saw them do this one... but then I dont give a ****....



    so did they bust the fact that a guy could not get pulled up by a wheel barrow weighing 3 times his weight?? or the guy couldnt hold onto the rope?? or what???
     
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    Shibbs The Daywalker

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    Carrie = hawtness
     
  8. Natural2JZ
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    yeah what exactly was "busted" about this?
     
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    i remember seeing that mythbusters but I don't recall what the outcome was. I thought they did acknowledge this actually happened
     
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    yes 45
     
  11. ShortytheFirefighter
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    Confirmed. I would drop a barrel of bricks on each of you if it'd give me a chance. I'd expect no less from each of you.

    <----is going to start looking up more.
     
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    bricked
     
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    Mythbusters - Plausible - "Only by deliberately weakening the barrel and dropping it on a sharp edge were they able to get the barrel to drop its bricks"