The Aussie pickup line An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' The Australian explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The Australian smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
The Sensitive Australian Lover ----------------------------- "Here, Sheila, d'you fancy a shag ?" "No thanks, Bruce, I'm a bit tuckered out." "OK. Well, then do you mind laying down while I have one ?"
Nathan...."Here you go Honey... bought you some advil" Wife... "Why?" Nathan... "For your headache of course!!" Wife... "But I dont have a headache" Nathan.... "beauuuuuuuty"
I was laughing when I wrote that.. thought you would understand that there was no way that jokes like that about an aussie would offend him.. in fact makes me prouder to be one
i didn't know you were Australian.. lol that's pretty cool! What is the stereotype on Aussie's? Good in bed? Same with Italians...
Irish Joke, Sorta off Topic. So an Irish man walks up to a girl at a bar in New York and syas "Eh lassy, looks like ya got a lil bit of Irish in ya." Lady replies, "Sorry, but no, I dont." Irish Man "But would ya like some in ya?"
