"because this is an active investigation, no further details are available at this time" Seems like that isn't relevant given how much information they already gave.
Here, let me help you. You left off the part of your post where you post the aforementioned FB page for lulz. https://www.facebook.com/detroit.1995.22
And for those of you keeping score, you probably already had "BINGO" with the flat brimmed hat, stupid tattoos, 25cent machine 'gold' chains, kissy lips, and the selfie shot.... However, if you missed out on the last BINGO, here's your free square: https://www.facebook.com/detroit.19...137409972/?type=2&video_source=user_video_tab
I would have captioned that one with "There was a sand castle here, but I stole a Forester and crashed into it, lol, YOLO!"
Someone should crop the forester from the pic of it crashed in the garage. And then photoshop it on a sandcastle
Jesus Christ, this site is the absolute worst. I seriously cannot believe how far down ****ing hill everyone, especially the OGs, have come. I have been here a long time, and I'm starting to think it's time to move on if this is what I can expect from this community moving forward. Y'all just going to skip over the fact that this kid's a 9/11 truther? Steel beams don't melt until 3000*! How about **** you, Anon? Resist (by giving your money to multi-billion dollar entertainment companies for a sweet profit off your ideals of freedom from capitalist oppression)! Note his anonymity, while also displaying uniquely identifiable tattoos. It's 3D chess, man. And he doesn't just watch movies of old graphic novels, he's a l337 h4x0r bitminer, bro! HODL! HODL! HODL! (Low-key, I'm actually really interested in this rig. It looks neat.) Fun fact: you get a free Guy Fawkes mask whenever you sign up for 4chan. Assert your ability to think for yourself by emulating all the other basement-dwelling incels on your internet chat room. Freethinkers unite! ****ing git gud, scrubs. This took me 10 minutes.
Shuffle off, dicknose. I found his Facebook page because the one guy alluded to it, but didn't link to it. However, I like to keep an air of mystery. I don't drop dick on the table on the first date, I want you to WANT to see it. And after some build up, you unwrap that package YOURSELF. Nobody wants their Christmas gifts unwrapped for them, part of the fun is tearing in yourself. So, Mr. l33t h@x0rZ, what you have done here is dragged down the intellect of the site, by bottle feeding people the lulz instead of letting them discover that dick all by themselves. You've effectively tossed your dick on the table before anyone had a chance to express interest...while simultaneously bragging about how everyone wanted to see it. You're the dude-bro of internet Anon kiddies. The fratboy of hackers. Waving your dick around while bragging about it. You took all the intrigue out of the process. You've ruined a beautiful thing.
Maybe he crashed because his sticker fell off his flat brim and he tried to put it back on while driving?
