Assicons the new emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
[/FONT][FONT=Papyrus, Times New Roman]Here goes:

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(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass
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[/FONT][FONT=Papyrus, Times New Roman]
(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around
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[FONT=Papyrus, Times New Roman](_x_) kiss my ass

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(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass [/FONT]​

 

Ibl.........

 

dumbest thing i've seen today...

and I looked in the wmc thread (_E=mc^2_)

 

wow, so intelligent.

 

if that is a quip at me then the truce will be nullified.. ha ha ha

its a repost from an email... I am not even smart enough to buy a car from WMC yet alone come up with that stuff myself!!!1

 

yeah, this thread is destined for greatness...

anyway, here's another one maybe

[_|_] - hardass?

 

what about half assed?

(_!

 

Just getting at you.

 

thats ok... your own posts get at you... ha ha ha

 

D**K you are!

 

see.... come to a gun fight with a knife... you gonna get laughed out of town... he he he

 

E(@)3

goatse

 

BAHAHAHHAH... but shouldn't the @ be more of a O ?

 

FTW!!!

:goatse:

E( @ )3

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

swear filter broken or something? lol... goatse one owns

 

this thread FTW

 

I hate the font in the first post.

 

well that is the best thing i've read all day

 

just wanted to try to beat the WMC thread... ha ha