Bacon and Oral Sex Good 4 U

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31222

    Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever
    February 19, 2003 | Issue 39•06

    April 11, 2008

    ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. "My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process," the awesome Gruber said. "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.
     
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    wow, lol
     
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    I do like this man's thinking.
     
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    onion ftw
     
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    hmmmm
     
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    I'll take a double bacon cheeseburger, 1.7 grams of marijuana, and 2 models please......
     
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    I'll take the same, and a milkshake
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: Fricken Rochester people!
     
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    if you made very minor changes to that, it would be the same in german even!
     
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    I'll look up that dr. in the mayo directory!
     
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    FTMFW!!!!

    "women are only good for 3 things cooking, cleaning, and *******!"
     
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    why would you say something that stupid. Damn man, where's the commonsense??????
     
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    Watch the video it was a joke. Lay off the Hatoraid Dave!
     
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    sorry, didn't have time to watch the video, just thought you were saying something stupid.
     
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    so what you are saying TUX is you love to eat bacon and give BJ's huh......
     
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    well then you are screwed arent ya girly man....

    j/k

    we all know what WIFE stands for...

    Washing
    Ironing
    F......
    Etc
     
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    I like that :laugh:
     
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    Eat Bacon and Receive BJ's;)
    Why are you people talking dirty? LMAO SHAME ON YOU!!!
     
    tux121, Jun 5, 2008
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