To the girl with the vagina - m4w -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-06-14, 10:15PM EDT You are a girl, so I am pretty sure you have a vagina. The whole time I was thinking about talking to you, I was also thinking about your sweet, sweet vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina! The word flows off of the tongue like some sort of pagan incantation of carnal delight. I would have loved it if you had wanted me to stick my ding-dong in your furry cookie. If you read this, and you are interested, send me an e-mail. (I know, no one reads these, right!?) But if it is you, describe your vagina to me in detail so I know it is you. Just to be safe, you should also describe your breasts. (Not to be a creep, but I want to be certain that it is you.)
This rules. And the person who wrote it is hillarious in my book. http://sd.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/347714683.html
hahahahahah....AKA "Mississippi Butt Log". :laugh: Dude, I swear I was teary eyed for like twenty minutes after I read this one...even had to stop about midway to wipe the tears out so I could read the rest. Tha funnay fo' sho'!
I was seriously having a really hard time trying to hold back from making too much noise in my cube. lol.