Captain Fail!!

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  1. bikerboy
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    bummer, atleast it wasnt an EB110
     
  3. piddster
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    I know you are what what am I? :p
     
  4. TSTRBOY2004
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    insurance job..... to scared to crash it and get hurt, but I am sure he is an exec who got a pay cap and now cant afford his toys and mansion... $1
     
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    and for the vid!



     
  6. LASERBLUE135
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    I can NOT believe that was caught on film. They should have sold that to the news for $$$$$$$$$$. Incredible!
     
  7. blackozone
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    LOL at the asshats listening to Sublime.
    -"That will be mine one day."
    -"What is it?"
    -"Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude."

    How would you come to own something if you don't even know what it is?

    Also, I don't see a bird...:dunno:
     
  8. WillC
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    or as someone would say... dude dude dude dude dude dude..........:laugh: Sorry but i had to get that out of my system...
     
  9. TSTRBOY2004
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    wow.... guess it was just a *******
     
  10. scoobypwnz201
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    bleh it deserves to be in that salt water rotting...nasty car
     
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    poor car! if i was the guy i would get a new car it probably going to cost alot more to fix it then get a new one.
     
  12. ShortytheFirefighter
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    Yeah, any car with that kind of performance should just be destroyed. I'd hate to be able to accelerate with a streetbike and still be sitting in total luxury.

    :rolleyes:
     
  13. retreif
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    I believe the line is "Oh, the humanity"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Morrison_(announcer)

    I sort of agree with scoobypwnz201. If I had that kind of cash I'd get something else. Don't get me wrong though, I'd still rock it if you're letting me take it for a spin.
     
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    I agree with Brian
     
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    :rolleyes: like id want to pay a **** ton of money for performance i could get for 3k out of any cheap car :rolleyes:
     
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    Agreed. That would SUCK. :biggrin:

    You could do that, but the Veyron is a finely-tuned, solid automobile with a MUCH better interior that you'll find in a "cheap car." And apparently the thing feels just as rooted driving 150+ mph as it does at 30 -- try that with a Civic or WRX. Nuttin' but respect for a Veyron. Except for the aesthetic design...

    I LOL'd at this.
     
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    Lets see the 3k modlist on a "cheap car" that is going to get you Veyron performance. This should be good.
     
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    Here ya go:
     
  21. piddster
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    $30k into a Subaru won't get you that, let alone $3k in a Honda.




    I find it funny when people talk **** about things like that when they have absolutely no clue what goes into a product.
     
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    the veyron costs much more to make than they sell it for. it's an engineering exercise, and a bargain.

    you could maybe match a couple of the numbers, but not all of them (hp, acceleration, top speed, stability at speed, interior noise, etc. etc.). No one person could out-do everything the veyron is capable of for any less than 4 or 5 times the cost.




    back OT

    I have to laugh at the fact that in the time that he was waiting for a recovery, a low-flying pelican was the best excuse he could muster :laugh:. I hate to think what he was really doing!

    also, he left it running, in the swamp, until it quit. what an idiot.


    also lol @ who he is.
    http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-actually-crashing-into-texas-lake
     
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    VEYRON GUY: "Yeah, so I'm down here in Galveston checking out real estate... and damn I gotta find about ten houses to flip right now or I'm not gonna be able to afford the next insurance payment on this Lambo - ERR... Veyron."
    BUDDY ON PHONE: "Oh? Any luck?"
    VEYRON GUY: "Hell naaa, the market's not as soft as I thought it would be... damn Texans - resiliant bastards, they are."
    BUDDY: "Well, wh-t're y- g-nna do?"
    VEYRON GUY: "What, my cell signal's breaking up?"
    BUDDY: "I said what're you gonna do, then?"
    V.G.: "Hell I dunno."
    BUDDY: "Dude, just dump the Veyron - I told you the upkeep & insurance would kick your ass."
    V.G.: "How can I dump it? I overpaid for it... I can't get out clean."
    BUDDY: "Well, y- c-d alw-ys...gmph-gblcx"
    V.G.: "WHAT?"
    BUDDY: "I said you could always ...gmph-gblcx -strchhckcjhck. Ha-ha, ha."
    V.G.: "Seriously I can't hear you..."
    BUDDY: "I said: YOU CAN ALWAYS DRIVE IT INTO A LAKE & COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, HAHAHA!"
    V.G.: "Dude, let me try to change batteries on this phone, I think it's going dea.... WOOOOOAHH!!!"
    (***kersplash***)
    BUDDY: "WTF was that?"
    V.G.: "Dude, I just drove into a freakin' lake!"
    BUDDY: "Hey, I was just kidding."
    V.G.: "No really, I just did!"
    BUDDY: "Well, problem solved... make sure you leave the engine running." #bugattiveyron [​IMG]
     
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    The cops that came to the crash should've held the driver's head in the marsh until the bubbles stopped...seriously
     
  25. StanmoXT
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    Well at least he did not swerve to miss the bird and end up in the lake cause insurance may not have paid. He actually hit the bird, to bad he dropped his cell phone.
     
  26. TSTRBOY2004
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    so if he dropped his cell, would that mean he was talking and driving...??? whats teh law in that state.. the insurance may not pay if he was breaking the law when it happened??? not sure how much they push that
     
  27. blackozone
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    Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while?

    [​IMG]
     
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    i hate playstations on wheels, its just not fun if any arshole can do it. wheres the drama and excitement! its the same with the new gtr and evo x. ill take a gumpert or ascari or the king daddy of all cars (or bikes ;)) the pegani zonda F.
     
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    you haters make me laugh my ass off, tools.
     
  30. Impreza 2.2 T AWD
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another stupid car destroyed.......I only wish that ass would have wrecked it more.... i hate that car........
     
  31. piddster
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    Its common for people to hate what they can't have or don't understand.
     
  32. Impreza 2.2 T AWD
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    yea ok buddie....
     
  33. piddster
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    If you had a legitimate reason to say this, I would be more open to the idea. Since you do not, and most likely will not, I stick with my policy of chastising those who talk smack without research.


    Have a nice day.
     
  34. Roon
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    I approve of this policy.

    "OMG THE VEYRON SUCKS"

    "What would you rather own?"

    "A Subaru with 50k into it!"

    "sigh"
     
  35. TSTRBOY2004
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::emo::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  36. retreif
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    Perhaps folks should pretend it is their favorite car in the video. I was interested in how much this has spread in the main stream media. One of the top searches on yahoo was "Bugatti Veyron".

    It does sort of look like a manatee....
     
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    Well back to the videos, can you believe how they pull the thing out of the water?! just wrap some chains around the rims and pull....
     
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    considering most of you can't figure out why your car won't start if your battery dies... i think its hilarious how you sit here and knock the car, there is so much technology and development into it you can't even begin to fathom. seeing as you seem to think you could build a car that does it all, for less no matter, and with the same level of poise and precision.... good luck. this group has gone significantly downhill it seems.
     
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    This isn't going anywhere.
     
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