Cycling: When the river runs red...

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    ...take the dirt road. All pink is not created equal (Sheen where are my stickers?).

    And, yes, that's a fully functional riot grrl horn. Hella ain't got ish on me.

    Phroota!
     
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    Those seat post are LAME!
     
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    You're newbness is boundless. I've been running those for >12 years on HTs. Nothing better.
     
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    Yeah nothing better than a constantly adjusting saddle height ... :roll:

    Maybe if you spent some ching on a nice saddle and shorts your ass won't feel like Gauge after a 30 mile ride ...
     
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    Hah, that argument fails on so many levels you should be embarrassed that you ever worked at a bike shop. You probably like Biopace chainrings and U-brakes too...:roll: Besides, it's a singlespeed mountain bike not a road bike.

    FWIW I run only the highest end chamois and chamois mayo. Unlike you I don't like my taint pounded until it looks like raw hamburger.:laugh:
     
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    Only thing good I see is that six pack of Blue Moon in the background.. :p yummm

    <--- Bike Nub
     
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    You mean Biopace and u brakes are not where its at?! I need to upgrade my bikes! No offense Sean I just never got down with the Thud Buster.
     
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    That's Turd Thruster to you...:ugh:
     
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    OMG, pink bike with a blue chain. What, couldn't afford the white tires? lol

    Oh, and Chet - You don't work at Erik's anymore. Just an FYI. You don't need to upsell their crap anymore.
     
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    what a sally seat post

    <<<has a taint that is tougher then the soles of most peoples' feet
     
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    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
     
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    Your doing it all wrong, this is how you do it.
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    Answer your phone, chief

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    lmao

    btw, lefty looks kinda pedocatish there
     
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    He's watching you touch yrself
     
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    i thought that was ceiling cats job
     
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    OMG.....that is a freakin hillarious bike set-up. congrats sean!!! I better see you ripping that thing at leb or theo...hell anywhere.

    good job bro
     
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    I'm old, fat and broke down. That picture makes my lower back hurt... :eek:
     
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    More to come. Think...

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    are you secretly getting Chets new ride together for him ;)
     
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    Khat pheet on my stickers? WTF?!?!?!
     
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    I iz in yer pikturd steling yer stuckerz
     
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    take 2- apply to bike

    take 2 moar- apply to helmet
     
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    needs more basket.
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    fixed...
     
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    I have a nice little 20 incher that everyone makes fun of me for riding, cause I'm 6'4, 290. So I bought a 29er to get around town on. So everyone made fun of my "giant" bike. I think I'll just build something like yours and just invite ridicule. That should solve my problems.
     
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    ^Sean is a big guy too and I believe that is a 29er.
     
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    Is it? It looks standard in the picture, but I suppose it would have to be, unless he wants to be spinning like crazy to get anywhere.

    For some reason I imagine that he will get the "weatherman" treatment, where people just randomly throw things at him out car windows at him. Good luck.
     
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    Same height sans afro and a bit lighter but nonetheless a clydesdale by any definition!

    It is a 29er (custom painted Karate Monkey)...that's all I ride. 20" frame - looks "normal" to me!

    Nothing funnier than a husky lad on a pink bike passing leg shavers donning their team kits!
     
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