...you only wish your car was as fast as my wagon. In no way, are you or your car, cool in any way. This reality has made you stupid enough to try and overcompensate for your obvious lack in intelligence, by trying to enter and occupy the same physical space as my Subaru, when clearly this is not possible. After nearly crashing into and injuring my car, my girlfriend and myself, you then proceed to pronounce your stupidity so profoundly, by making a slalom course out of rush hour traffic. I understand the need to show everyone else how small your brain is. I mean, if I made the catastrophic mistake of buying a Chevy Cobalt, I'd be trying to prove it's worthiness to everyone I thought might care. Only to resign myself to the fact that no one cares about the performance of my yellow hunk of depreciating crap. You are "The Obtuse Motorist" who feels the need to exploit your retardation on a second-by-second basis, to all who may bare witness to your idiotic splendor. It's because of you...The Jerkoff with no regard for anyone other than your withered ego, that we can all bask in the inevitability of you wrapping your automobile around a strategically placed telephone pole, and ridding yourself of the medium which enables you to act like a moron. If we ever cross paths again, I shall take it upon my self to slap you so hard your parents will feel it. That will be their price for raising such a complete douchebag. Thank God I own a Subaru with a waste like you on the roads. Disclaimer - In no way do I hope anyone gets killed or hurt bad. Just enough to learn a lesson.
I was blurred by the fire in my eyes and anger took over all conscious brain activity. All I know is he tried to enter my car by way of driving into my passenger door, where my girlfriend was. Who actually layed on the horn for me, since I had to see if anyone was on the left of me so I could swerve into that lane in a split second. There was absolutley no room for another car to fit inbetween me and the car in front of me. He came down the offramp to 36East from rice st. @ some ridiculous rate of speed while traffic was stop and go and plowed his way in front of me when there was no entrance lane left. Like he was trying to make a point to me that he's got a fast car too or something. I had to slam on my brakes so that he didn't take off my front clip. He made his way down 35E south and then on to 94East. If my girl wasn't with me, this story might be a little different. There are reasons for road rage. This a-hole is one of them. It was a yellow cobalt ss with tinted windows.
I feel you bro. Same thing happened to me except it was when I was in my Prelude a couple of years ago with my pregnant wife with me. He cut off 3 cars to come tailgate me on an on-ramp and then he drove on the shoulder swerving wildly. At the time all I could think about is my unborn baby. I was pissed afterwards. BTW - I love the way you wrote that. LMAO!
Its times like those I'm glad I don't carry a gun. Normally I would never think 2x about using it. But sometimes you get so raged you would like to atleast shoot out the persons tires. If not shoot the driver themselves for being so careless. A lady in a A4 did that to me about a month ago. Coming into stop n' go traffic on a 494 on ramp. Just kept on moving left forcing me to either slam into the car next to me or brake hard. I was laying on my horn and this bitch just kept coming into my lane. I rolled up next to her and she just kept looking ahead with a stupid ass smirk on her face. Like she had known what she had done. But was too scared to look over and admit to it. I was soo pissed off I swerved at her car and she drove half way into the shoulder. I'm filled with rage just thinking about it. Next time, i'm just staying in my lane and let her hit me. I'll let her insurance pay for the damages.
There's always some idiot that thinks I wanna race, because I drive a wrx. I'll gladly show you what a 12 second wagon looks like when it's blowin yer' doors off. But let's keep it on the track. There's no need to endanger everyone on and off the roads, because mr. "I need attention" has an inferiority complex. All it takes is one stupid move by another idiot who isn't paying attention to their surroundings, and the race is over. This is why I like the wagon, it's understated. "Walk softly and carry a big stick". Not "Drive obnoxious and be a big %$#@!%$#@!%$#@!%$#@!".
A gun is a lot of respinsibility. It'll keep you in line when you normally wouldn't be. There are times when you think I'm wanna kick this guys face in and then you just do nothing knowing that if the situation escallates the consequnces are more than just a butt kicking. There are only two times I ever flashed my weapon and the one I described above was one of them. I didn't point it at him, I just drew it and showed it to him with a side view while he was driving next to me on the shoulder. I was scared sh1tless thinking how I was going to lose my baby if he even taps my car. I didn't know what else to do cause I couldn't move left and if I slowed down the person behind might rear end me cause that car was pretty close too as I already slowed down from the crazy guy driving all wild. I was scared at first, then I was pissed but by that time I already left the situation.
You should post this story at MNSportCompacts...I bet you'll find your culprit...or, more than likely, a regular member of MNSportCompacts with a yellow Cobalt will become extremely sparse all of a sudden.
I forgot my sign-in crap for that site. I was gonna do some searching over there. But, to no avail. :-/ it's my opinion, that someone of this mentality, thinks he's "cool" and therefore has no regrets at all about being a complete F-stick and giving us subaru and general auto enthusiasts a bad rep by being completely reckless. Also, he did buy a chevy cobalt....so, I'm not too sure about his mental capacity. There's a squirrel that can water ski...imagine that!
"Serenity Now"!!!!!!!!!! "Serenity Now"!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel ya, I drive alot during the day and some people just piss me right the F off. I'm glad I don't drive a big crappy truck or some people would be getting bumped into the ditch.
yeah, there is a douch bag colbalt driver like that around the coon rapids area, 3van has seen this guy i am talking about red cobalt with red stickers all over it, douch think he is a damn nascar driver or something around these city streets.
Nah, dont blame it on the car, blame it on the driver. I kinda like those Cobalts, mainly because we are a big Chevy Family, they look kinda cool. But besides that, what a %$#@!%$#@!%$#@!%$#@!off. I almost witnessed an accident last night with a civic, came cruising past me in a lane full of braking cars, saw the smoke roll off his tires lol. Whats do i say, there are so many stupid people on this earth.
so, did your mother tell you to start slowing down when she saw the brake lights? nobody wants to hear about your permit driving experiences, even i, king of the post whores, can see your post whoring has gone crazy. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
^That would be funny stuff if the guy came out and said somthing, or everybody is like "i know who it was" LOL
