Even the kids know better

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  1. mlgez
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    NOT MY STORY.

    "My 12 year old daughter picked a race for us last week...a Honda came buzzing up beside us at a light, buzzing and droning so loud she rolled down her window and yelled at the kid "hey, do you know your muffler has a hole in it!"

    For some reason, the boy didnt take too kindly to that!

    Kept reving his engine till he got a few back fires...

    So my daughter sticks her head out the window again, and yelled."So, what kinda muffler is that, a FartMaster?"

    The kid got even more upset, flips her the bird.

    She just smiled, looked over at me and winked, then leaned out and yelled at the kid.
    "you know, our station wagon can kick your ***"

    Now, I dont normally put up with my children cursing or being rude, but when she called his muffler a fartmaster, I just about died laughing!"
     
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    Then it turned out that the honda had a k20 swapped in and was spraying a 100 shot. The station wagon lost making both the driver and mouthy daughter look like dbags.:roll:

    oh and there was a hole.... it was a cutout...
     
  3. mlgez
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    LOL.... well I did not post the rest of the story but it was a Hemi wagon with mods.
     
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    I normally like to see a wagon smoke a ricer... but for some reason I was really hoping that the honda in this story made that kid STFU.:hsugh:
     
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    Why? If any car pulled up just reving like a tard. I'd hope a Metro would beat it.
     
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    The story would be soo much better if the honda won. That's all there is to it. Probably because I have read the "ricer rev'd on me and I put him in his place" story on every message board on the internet for the last 5+ years. Just would be a hillarious twist to the same story...
     
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    holy seab@$$hole batman, steve 0 is a jerk
     
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    ibsteveotellsusaboutthetimehegotbeatbyawagonwitha10yroldgirlinsidespoutinginsultsabouthisexhaustoutthewindow
     
  9. Steve-o
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    .....:eek:
     
  10. mlgez
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    Well I was posting it not as a putting Honda in its place story but because I thought that kid was pretty dang funny. Put any car in place of the Honda... I just thought it was funny when I read it.
     
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    It's true. That was back when Erik let me borrow his RSX....:laugh:
     
  12. AWDimprezaL
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    LOL @ your stupidity
     
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    :hsugh:
     
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    O Rly?
     
  15. Steve-o
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    meh who am I kidding. My car is so damn loud people probably think I'm revving at them if it's idleing and still cold. :eek:
     
  16. kickin_81
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    The girl and the Honda guy were both wrong: she's wrong for talking smack to someone she doesn't know or a car she doesn't know anything about and he was wrong for even leading her on.

    Steve-o, if your exhaust is so loud why not change it to a quieter one? You've got options out there if you're looking for a quieter one. But if you don't care, then let it be. :roll:
     
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    i agree with fong, steve does sound like a woman.
     
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    Steve-O= em-O

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    hes an emo boy
     
  20. Steve-o
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    Actually I'm listening to fort minor right now so that linkin park one is fairly accurate...
     
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    lololololol
     
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    Having three kids myself and two of them teenagers...I agree totally with kickin 81. Too many crazies out there to be talkin smack at a stoplight by a 12 yr old. The "fartmaster" is a good one though.
     
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    ahh, i've been known to yell stuff at ricers next to me revving. i mainly yell "get it fixed" :eek: , then proceed to ignore them.
     
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    You all know my battle cry to the revving rice crowd.
     
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    remind me again...
     
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