Ever have a neighbor that made you say WTF?

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  1. Frogy
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    I have a neighbor of alternate nationality, he has done a few things that were strange to me in the past, but today I think I puked a little in my mouth. This neighbor at one point lived next door to me, but lost that house to a foreclosure (thanks for helping my house value buddy), he then convinced a neighbor that was selling his house to sell that house to the curious neighbor. Curious neighbor also has a red v6 Camaro of about 03 or so vintage with all kinds of "bling", type r stickers, funny bumpers and hood, and he also has a caravan with a "screw" on exhaust tip. Today beat all of that in my opinion, I pulled up next to him at a light and noticed "additions" to his C-class Mercedes, which up until now was pretty normal. anyway to get to what he added, it seems that he put a set of chrome "turbo" stick on badges behind each of the front wheels. Am I alone here or does this seem a little on the "unique" side?
     
  2. TSTRBOY2004
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    your font color makes me go WTF!!
     
  3. idget
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    My white boy hick neighbor guts deer in his back yard (which is viiewable from the alley side of my garage). That **** is more full on retard than your... lets just call it what it is... mn passive aggressive racist description of your "alternative" nationality neighbor. Way to be.
     
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    Sorry, you are right, it is racist, but not really intended to be. I'm sure this guy is curious about my lifestyle as well
     
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    I think stupid mods are not specific to any race. I have seen it by all. As for the hick, lot of people gut their own deer I'm just surprised he does it where you are at. Most people do it in the field. Seems odd to transport it that far. Anyways to stick with racist comments sheen is confused he has a fox body.
     
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    I bought all the stick on chrome pieces at wal*mart and O'reillys to put on my car. My favorite are the 6 chrome port holes for my 4 cylinder.
     
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    Thats exactly my point. We always gutted the deer in the field or dropped it off. Not gut it in the backyard in the city. He also added an exhaust mod to his truck. I asked if it was straight pipes... nope, open header.

    Whats wrong with an Asian owning a car built in Mexico lol you drive a pinked out rice rocket marketed exclusively to flat billed nerds ;)
     
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    thats funny, a couple of months ago I spotted a guy at the local shell with portholes on his passport and asked him why, apparently his dad told him to buy a buick, seemed like a good reason to me?
     
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    ...To make it faster...duh!!:coffee:
     
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    I really need to find that hat. I know people are confused when they see me in the pink car. But without the flat bill hat they are even more confused.....without my flat billed hat I am nothing...without me my flat billed hat is nothing lol
     
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    Lol I just remembered I was told this weekend that my car was for "yuppie tree huggers" all I could answer that with is that my car destroys the earth every day. Lol
     
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    yep.. at 15 or16, my buddy saw one of mine in a line of workers at a Brothel.. Both her and her sister were hot.. hahaha My buddy looks at here and says.. hey I know you.. you're Nathans neighbor.... hahaha she was no I'm not.. only to find out she also ended up as one of Australias premium strippers.... hahaha

    WT(Iwantedto)F back then hahah
     
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    "I have a neighbor of alternate nationality"

    I'm still working on that one. /facepalm
     
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    Across from my house my neighbors have these "blue" flower pot things. It looks like giant milk Jugs... I've been tempeted to go and vandalize them so many times with my friends.
     
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    I miss walking by the Somali kids staring me down while sharpening chefs knives on the sidewalk on my way to work. Ahhhh... neighbors...
     
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    Yeah, you're the neighbor I say WTF to. Get off my lawn you skinny jean wearing br0tard punk lol
     
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    bah, I've never worn skinny jeans... I'd not even fit in them.
     
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    O I could fill this thread with stories of my red neck retard neighbors.
     
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    Anyone else think they may be that neighbor?:unsure: I'm pretty sure I've gotten a few WTFs over the years.
     
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    Absolutely. I've had my... "phases".
     
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    Oh for sure... The old couple next door, that have been there since the 40's, just barely tolerate me. Based on what I've overheard, part of it definitely racial, but lucky for my household you can't get any whiter than my GF. The other part is definitely warranted... my garage is a constant revolving door and there's typically a mostly picked apart shell in the alley adjacent to their garage... at least this year I was respectful enough to buy a car cover. Keeps it looking slightly tidier back there. I'd usually be more neighborly, but they have a pain in the ass, disrespectful, self entitled, good for nothing, little whiny bitch of a grandson that lives with them. **** that kid.
     
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    if its a new c class that would be a factory badge
     
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    ^ and if not , i agree , why would you mess up a classy looking car
     
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    Most of the world makes me say "WTF".
     
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    lol, my parents like to kill chicken in our front yard. our neighbors were like...DAMN! THAT'S SOME FASCINATING SH!T!!...lol! i too was saying wtf mom n dad, go kill the chicken inside the house!!...lol
     
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    Around here (the woods) I AM the neighbor people say WTF about........
     
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    Did you really need to qualify that statement with "around here." Doesnt matter where youre at... youre always "that guy" lol
     
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    +1, Izzy that guy!
     
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    We built our house in 2005 in St. Francis and the neighbor that we share a property line with was not exactly happy that we were building our house. They were losing the ability to have bon-fires in “our” back yard. To remedy this they decided to build a huge dirt berm along our property line, keep in mind this is a ¼ Acre city lot. Their berm was built right on the drainage easement resulting in flooding our entire side yard when it rained. Several calls to the city resulted in no action taken.

    Fast forward a year….. We put sod down on our entire yard, and immediately after, the berm’s as we call them, decided to put up a privacy fence without our permission or the city of Saint Francis. In the process of locating his property line, he flipped over several rows of sod and dug two huge holes on our property. During his excavating he found it more than convenient to throw all of the dirt on our freshly laid sod. He then un-earthed a massive log that he decided to throw right up near our house on the new sod. I went to confront him about it armed with a shovel and he simply just walked away from me. Later that night, I had our sprinkler system running and his two young children were running through our sprinklers buck ass naked!!!! The best part is, they ran out of money for the white vinyl fence and decided to patch in some high end chicken wire along our property line!

    Fast forward another year……. D-bag leaves his Wife and kids, Wife can’t afford the house so she decides to get some welfare room-mates. Now there are several people living in the house that don’t work and are up till all hours of the night partying. Yelling can be heard constantly from the house and the Police are there a couple of times a week. That my friends is a WTF!! Situation.
     
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    brool cory stro
     
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    Sounds like it turned into a typical St. Francis house.
     
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    I have taken shots at the deer in my lawn. Only during deer hunting season and of course with the proper license. Last time I had flip flops on. They have to be huge and have lots of antlers though. We also kill chickens on a regular basis and let them wander around outside the coop. Naked sunbathing, check. Loud parties with yelling, check. Driveway that looks like a low rent apartment parking lot, check. "Rustic" fencing, check. Stickers and weird badges on cars, check.

    What else you got?
     
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    I'm pretty sure I'm the WTF neighbor on my block. Next block down someone's got me way beat, front yard junkyard ftl. There is a C2 corvette needing resto in the driveway that is starting to look very lonely...
     
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    Oh to have a junker like that. I do have a project s-10. But I have some tarps and a bbq grill cover draped over it. No appliances. I draw the line there.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Win!
     
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    It's not new, probably at least 2 years old, I did not notice any badges before, and they look cheap
     
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    If ya'll don't like seeing your neighbors do silly ****, just move out to the country. Ya live in the city, you're gonna have to put up with all sorts of stupid people. Hell, I can't see my neighbor's house from mine! And I can hide all the junk in the back behind the garage.

    I'm quite sure, however, that if I DID live in town/city, I would be that neighbor that everyone says WTF about. :D
     
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    I suppose having a track to race our modded atc 70s makes us that neighbor
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    ^^^^Ya know, I think the racetrack would make you my favorite neighbor.
     
  40. russellmn
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    Is that track wide enough for a scooby???
     
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    No, I wish but I think we would need some more land for that.

     
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    Looks like you could just widen out the track a lil bit and it'd fit one at a time... could be a REAL fun rallycross in your back yard!!!! May not be the fastest course, but the driver sure would be working I bet!
     
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    Holding a rallycross event in your back yard would definitely make you that neighbor... Lets do it!!!
     
  44. TSTRBOY2004
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    I have 40 acres beside me.. hahah but a local farmer uses it
     
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    May I bring my 4-wheeler?