Firestone Tonight.

I suggest everyone go to Firestone tonight. It is going to be a very special Firestone Christmas for all of you. Important things are afoot.

 

Yep, Kwanzaa shrub...ginger snaps...all that.

 

Don't tell me where the bells are, finding them is half the fun

 

That's fine...I like to leave some space anyway to the sides. Wouldn't want anyone looking in and seeing the party going on inside.

 

Haha, don't act like you don't know

 

I knew that in car butts3kz would draw out t3h dream.

 

Don't you worry, sailor, we'll send you x-mas and butts3kx in a care package

 

Well then Mazel Tov. You can spin the Dreidel and eat those awful dry crackers that I see at the store all the time. Hopefully you didn't take offense to my Christmas thing. It was more like "Christmas" in that you get stuff like gifts...I guess I could have said Hannukah.

 

I'm not sure what it is about, but I like the colorful cylindrical hats

 

We could just make our own belief base that uses dunce caps. That would be pretty hot. I think melted peanutbutter should be our food of choice too...it is delicious, and requires absolutely no chewing so brushing teeth would become obsolete.

 

I was thinking the same thing. Warm peanutbutter toothpaste FTW!!1

 

Yeah, man, or I'll bring a razor blade. That is embarrassing. Those have got to go.

 

Maybe we can get some people together with a bottle of goo-gone or some WD-40 and get that crap off of there. We could have a "Get Curly's SVX Looking Hot Again Day" or something. Probably wouldn't take all of a couple hours.