For all of you whom don't know, I drive a 1998 Ford Escort. Good Gas Mileage? No. Good HP? lol, No. Good Car? Heck no. My front left and back left balljoints are making major noise, my rear axle makes a creaking noise whenever I shift, my tranny is going poopy, and yesterday I spilt Arizona Fruit Punch on my roof, which ran down my back window. So, I've decided I will bring it out to a field and light it on fire, or throw rocks at it. Just take out all of my frustration out on it since it's given me nothing but hardships. Plus, it's more reason for me to get a Saab or Subaru. Eh? Any idea's how to kill this thing faster?
dont do it! I will buy it from you to destroy it in an ice race/. Or you can run it at Elko speedway.
did that with a friends corolla once, restarted the engine and kept driving. tranny died 6 months later.... Nate, it's a ford escort.......... lol
Donate it to a local Fire Department for either car fire or extrication training. We're good at destroying cars
Very true. I've been to the EP Open House days for the last couple of years. The burning car demo always draws a crowd.
My little sis has a ford escort. She just got her tranny replaced. Ford makes some of the escorts with mazda trannys and the others w/ ford trannys. Weird huh!
I'll talk to Tim today when I'm over at the shop checkin' out the car. I bet he can think of some pretty stupid **** to do. He finds ways to amaze everyone.
