Funniest/Stupidest thing someone said about your Subi

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  1. WLGT
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    Not sure if we have this thread already but if not post the funniest or stupidest thing someone has asked or said about your subaru.

    Keep em coming
     
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    "nice car"
     
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    "I like the big scoop on the hood"
     
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    So those are made in Australia?
     
  5. 02subbieRS
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    Is that a neon?!?!?!
     
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    Can Fuji see over the steering wheel ;)
     
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    "I like your WRX wagon. I Didn't know they were that big."
     
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    "You might get me off the line.."
     
  9. DIRTY D
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    I had an LGG once *************lesbian grocery getter, This was an Outback.
    Dyke mobile
    *unt cruiser
    Lesbaru ******************** I do not have an Outback anymore *************D
     
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    Why is the radiator right there (pointing to the hood scoop)
    That wing is put on at the factory?!?!?!
     
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    "What's with the pink badge and why is it a I"
     
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    I had the hood popped open at the gas station,
    Guy next to me said; "I thought that those cars last forever"
    Me: "they do!"

    (I was just checking the oil, which you should do at every fill,
    Not when "something is wrong")
     
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    WHHHHAAAT? I should be checking my oil? :eek: I thought you only had to change it at 30k.
     
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    Neon driver "Car looks fast. Does it do wheelies"?
     
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    I don't see the issue here. Bugeyes do look just like neons.
     
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    Do you have power rear windows???
     
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    Is that a subaru?
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG]

    Truth :D
     
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    One person asked "Why do you have 2 radiators" and another person asked "Why is your radiator sitting there" and another asked "Whats this do"(pointing at the intercooler)

    And my favorite an "Mechanic", Needs to find out what car I have, walks around and doesn't know as I debadged the car, opens the hood and says So is this a Subaru Boxer?(He must of read the engine cover)

    Me, thinking to my self, sort of is but no then I told him it's a "Legacy"

    Many hey, thats a nice car or similar and a few, this is a stick shift?
     
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    kinda does, yes but an car guy or gal should and can tell whats what
     
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    And you let him work on your car???
     
  22. WLGT
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    No, I left after we chit chatted about something and went else where but laughed the whole way
     
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    Emily you can write what I asked you bout your Legacy this past Tues, Wasn't thinking, stupid of me. why did I ask that
     
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    "Emily what kind of car is that... a subaru boxer???", Wong Lee :)
     
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    posted this a couple days ago in the same thread on lgt.com:

    Not sure if funny, but amusing... Took my kid to get my car washed at a nice local chain that does a good job inside and out (Paradise). More importantly to my kid they have free popcorn and a big ass live parrot in the waiting area.

    Anyway, they finished my car and ran around for a good five minutes trying to find the owner of the "black audi", asking me multiple times if I had an Audi, etc. Took me a minute to realize what was going on. I took it as a compliment.
     
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    S up Dean, Close though
    Compliment, I guess, soon it'll be whoose Infiniti is this

    It's good that subaru has a great looking car now
     
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    What everyone here knows you don't own an Audi you own a Camry ;)
     
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    You know, I probably would have caught on right away had he asked for the owner of the black Camry.
     
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    "Do you know how fast you were traveling?"
     
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    Drunk homeless guy walking his bike past my car at Firestone while grinding his handlebars across the doors and fender..."Shoulda bought a Porsche. Cough it up!" Before falling off his bicycle on to the hood of my car.
     
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    Huh... did you get paroled for good behavior or something?
     
  32. Tim the Plumber
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    A lot of the typical "that scoop isn't functional?" and "why didn't you just buy an EVO"
     
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    Again, don't see the issue here, totally valid question.
     
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    Generally I find almost any question about my car funny. Rochester folks aren't used to the idea that cars are actually taken to tracks. I get a lot of the following:
    "What's the big wing for?"
    "What's with the big hood scoop?"
    "Why are the brakes so big?"
    One of my favorites:
    "Did you do the interior yourself?"

    It's like people completely forgot the old Muscle Car days when factory cars had all the crazy race components on every car.
     
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    "Is that spoiler stock?"
     
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    I remember 2 guys driving by Firestone in a GTO and yelling "go back to the desert" or when I was leaving a gas station a guy told me to do a burnout :confused:
     
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    I really enjoyed all the Australia comments.

    Also: "How did you get your car to sound like that?"

    And. "WOW, THIS THING IS FAST!!!!" from a kid that has only ever owned a Camry 4-cylinder. LITERALLY never driven anything else before.

    Also, back when I had just gotten my car and was getting it road tuned with Nate, we got pulled over. "We're just pulling over people with these types of mufflers..."
     
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    Oh yes the old "do a burn out "
     
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    Kids in ****ty car. "Wat do you have in that thing!?"haha i just kept driving no response lol
     
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    I vaguely remember someone holding my door closed. I was in my car at the time it happened. Probaby a wise move looking back on it.
     
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    I remember that. Still confused about it 5 years later lol. Maybe they meant the Australian desert?

    Tim the plumber: "I thought these things are good in the snow" after driving like a tard and getting high sided on a massive snow bank.
     
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    "Good in the snow" and "jackass-proof" are not the same thing *speaking from experience*.
     
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    My old RS parked at work next to my co-workers old GSR... "which ones faster?"

    At work with either my Forester now or my old RS... "Is it Pretty Fast?!!" response "no" and walk away

    Back visiting my parents years ago I was at the grocery store and some like 16 y/o kid said "is that a honda?" response... "yup" and walk away
     
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    haha i don't remember say THAT, but it was pretty jackass on my part... if you want to see what hes talking about see avatar <<<<< and thats where the plumber name began
     
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    I was asked by a v6 mustang driver today what kind of Honda I'm driving (03 wrx)

    later I was asked by the same guy how much I paid for my turbo and how hard was it to install. I've been asked that by many people