Girl tries to figure out MPH

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    I find it weird how he just admired her stupidity. What a great husband..
     
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    Holy crap, that made my day so much better.
     
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    Oh look, a blonde engineer.
     
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    "I make sense, you do not make sense" This was awesome...
     
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    But what if i want to go 110 miles and drive 11o MPH...does that still take an hour, or should i just whack it in half? Man this sceince stuff is confusing!
     
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    I have a tough question for all of you.

    How does a woman, who is married so I'm guessing in her 20's, how does she survive on this earth long enough to make it to her 20's without understanding basic, junior high level math? Bonus points if you can determine whether or not she actually graduated high school. Even more extra credit, do you think she has current employment in the United States.

    And to really blow your mind: If she does currently hold employment based on her highschool diploma as her credentials, would she be charged with fraud if it was discovered she earned her HS diploma by sucking her professors off and not through academic scoring?

    Seriously, how does someone get through life without BASIC math? I mean, I can understand managing to breathe and consume food and digest it, there was a time when I thought some of YOU had difficulties with that one. But "miles per hour"? This has to be faked. I don't believe someone is that stupid without having some sort of birth defect, or possibly being raised by wolves.
     
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    ^Math? I thought that it was more of an "understanding basic Engrish" type of situation?


    Digesting was my biggest difficulty...think it was from a lack of chewing.
     
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    It's a trick question. At 88mph she would be time traveling.
     
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    ...and she votes too!
     
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    I love it
     
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    He is with her cause she is good looking...

    I know of a number of girls that made it thru high school with guys doing all the homework, papers, ect...
     
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    ^Good point...he should be laughing at himself. I could never even date a girl that dumb no matter how hot/good looking she is, let alone marry one! This could have also been posted in the "Idiots come on in" thread. lol
     
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    Did it say it was his wife in the video? Might have missed that.
     
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    They were both wearing wedding rings...just assumed.
     
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    Maybe its his dumb blonde sister!
     
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    Bad genes. Or if she's reading this...bad jeans.
     
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    He also said "my wife" in the video. I could be wrong, but I think they're married and doomed to genetically inferior offspring.
     
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    Doesn't rule out the sister angle. Inbreeding is bad mmmmkay.
     
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    If inbreeding is the issue here; I would be her mom is also her aunt, and her dad is her uncle.
     
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    I think she has a faulty logic module. Did she come with a 90 day return policy?
     
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    I hope all the corners in their house are rounded and or padded.
     
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    He says "beautiful wife Chelsea" at the beginning.

    I sincerely hope she is unable to reproduce, the world would be better off without any part of her mind in another beings body. I really hope for his sake she is a good lay, OR her family is LOADED, because she is worthless.
     
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    I've met plenty of people like this. She probably has beer flavored nipples, thats why he stays with her, or he has a really small weenis, and this is all he can get. She thinks its huge though...
     
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    ^Lmao...i want a gf with beer flavored nipples! But not if it means that she has to be as dumb as a stump.
     
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    I asked a girl friend of mine the exact same question and she had basically the same response as the girl in the video. It was like watching the movie all over again. Priceless lol