Good date ideas?

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  1. Speedemon
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    Let's hear them!


    I think the comedy club is always a good one. Also a place like Benihanas where they cook in front of you.
     
  2. scotty
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    Whereabouts?
     
  3. Bielke55
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    Me and Kalie went to Sushi Tango for V-day. It was a great place
     
  4. AWDimprezaL
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    You cant ever go wrong with red lobster and a really ****ty movie.
     
  5. pksublime
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    it all depends on the girl too

    let's see picnic in a park after a fun drive
    air show in saint cloud that's coming up
    mini shopping spree without you complaining
    any of the fun restaurants in town - too many to count
    sporting event of her choice if she's into sports
    the drive-ins on the east side of the metro
    comedy sports is always hilarious

    i could probably think of more if i tried at all
     
  6. Aegis
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    Yes, and you could try asking her what she'd like to do too. Just don't do it too much, that gets annoying.
     
  7. piddster
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    Some horse racing at Cantrbury Park.
     
  8. J.Rex
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    Bring her to a stage rally to "hang out" in the woods alone all day.
    Have her co drive your awesome subaru at a rallyx or autox.
    Hang out at Firestone on University after getting food at Porky's.
    Drive around for hours with the windows down and the system up.
    Invite her over to help with an engine swap and impress her with your vast knowledge of subarus.
     
  9. John16V
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    Como conservatory and if you are into arts try MIA.

    GL
     
  10. phi11
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    just take Dipp to a drive-in-movie,
    it's a public area, so he won't take advantage of you.
    ;)
    j\k

    what is she into?
    museum, a play at a theater, concert, zoo......
     
  11. asujosh1
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    Cheap date night at Bryant Lake Bowl? Dinner for two, a bottle of wine and a game of bowling for $25.
     
  12. scotty
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    If she is outdoorsy -
    Mountain bike at lebanon hills
    Hike at afton state park
    Rent a canoe on lake calhoun and go through the chain of lakes, pack a picnic lunch or just swing by whole foods before hand across the road
    Drive to stillwater and walk around the shops and such (or ride the gateway trail there)
     
  13. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Man, these dumb date ideas all are focused on the short term. You need to be thinking LONG TERM. Picnics and Firestone visits...that doesn't build a lasting foundation for your relationship. Here is what I propose you do:

    Find a Xanax or a Percocet or something of the like, and use it to spike a nice bottle of red wine. Make sure the wine is like 14%ABV or better. You don't want any misfires. Now, make a dinner using foods that are protein rich. Like meat. Steak, potatoes and red wine spiked with Xanax, and make sure she gets a few glasses in her.
    Then just wait. Before long she'll be a rubbery ball of fun. You can lead her into the bathroom and pose her in compromising positions, make her cry for added effect...don't worry, she wont remember a thing. Then while all this is going on, put on that Yeti costume you idiots love to parade around in, and photograph yourself urinating on her or farting on her or something. Make sure you get everything into the frame of the picture, you don't want any of this stuff to be a dud.
    By this time she should have passed out somewhere in your house, this will give you time to offload those pics onto your hard drive. Print a couple of them out onto some nice photopaper. Then, when she wakes up the next day, take her home and pretend none of this ever happened.
    Now, when the time comes that she "isn't sure things are working out anymore," simply show her those pictures, and tell her that if she breaks up with you, you'll mail them to her parents and show them to all your friends.
    Trust me, you'll thank me when you guys reach that 30 year anniversary.
     
  14. wrxin
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    lol!! readymix knows his stuff!!
     
  15. piddster
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    Jason, I'm I'm not mistaken, your idea would make things even more short-term Maybe Evan wants to get married soon?:laugh:
     
  16. pksublime
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    damn mix - so that's the trick huh?
     
  17. Steve-o
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    The key is to switch the venue as many times as possible. Shots at her place, out for a quick bite, bar #1 (beer), half a movie, bar #2 (cocktails), bar #3 (shots), and then a quick walk. By this time, she'll have felt like she's been everywhere in the world with you. Any "not on the first date" rules are out the window because you've been at like 7 different places.
     
  18. phi11
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    take her to an internet cafe, and show her this thread.
     
  19. TheHoboMan
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    Readymix owned the thread...LMAO!
     
  20. readymix
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    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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    Read my post. That "first date rules" goes out the window by the 3rd glass of wine...and you're only out about 15 bucks for a bottle of wine. With your method, there is alot of gas charges, and multiple bar charges...plus, hell, a movie? Those are like 30 bucks minimum for one movie plus snacks. WIth my method, not only are you only paying about 15 bucks plus the cost of a black market Xanax...but you have your future with her in the bag with those compromising photos you took of yourself dressed up like a Yeti, peeing on her.
     
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    I was partial to the couple 20 mg Valium in the wine routine myself. Much better chance for the anterograde amnesia effect.
     
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    You really can't go wrong with the Yeti costume!
     
  23. MMC_555
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    Might I suggest Elliot Park a couple of block away form the County for all your black market prescription narc and benzo needs..? You could picnic there too! :biggrin:
    Ketamine might be a good combo with the Yeti outfit!
    Lots of patients swear by it -I hear...
    :lollollollol:
     
  24. zisson33
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    Go hike Battle Creek. Bring some food. Bring her back to your place. Do the "Naked Man", then let us know if it works.