ha ha ha.. not a rant.. was dropping a teen off from hanging out with my wife, just after spinning out on our dirt/ice-field roads, I kinda rolled through a stop sign... (always do) and about 5 sec later I passed a cop going the other way... he flipped around (at the stop sign I blew through) and chased me down.. the girl in my car kept saying.. he is gonna get you.. I laughed and said yeah for not stopping I bet.. oh well... and kept driving.. so he followed me about a mile... we pulled up at the traffic lights in town.. I washed my rear window and waved.... she was getting nervous now.. light turns green... i take off, and what do you know.. 50ft later the cherries go on... I pull over.. jump out of the door ripping off my shirt and letting my guns blast... ok ok maybe not... but I did what the rational (read not what most ****-heads do then come on here complaining they got a ticket).. I wound down my windows, got out my license, turned on the lights... The officer comes up to the window and start to say something till I burst out laughing and he looks and goes.. damn it.. not you... it was a kid who was in my Youth group I ran for a while.. yep a local cop.. he has gone to pull me over a few times but seen it was me (in my silver WRX) but he doesnt know my new car... ha ha ha asks me if I have had anything to drink.. I laughed and said Holy Water, but it is the best stuff.. it turns into good wine..... he laughs and says next time stop at the sign.. ha ha and off I go... I love knowing the right people.. now for those 3 banks in town
I got an idea... I'll keep my opinions out of your threads and you keep yours out of mine... that way jason doesnt have to piss on the members who obviously have NEVER contributed and whose reputations are trash now... that way we can help each other from seeing this site cave in on itself... as far as detail... it was a teenage girl.. I work with youth at a youth group.. I aint perfect but I hang and mentor them... the girl just turned 16.. so in other words.. me being 34 I would end up on 60mins... my wife hung with her and played Shrek on ps2.. I was in my workshop.. you know the place that I apparantly waste money on being as it is supposedly worthless crap... installing a gas tank in a jeep for a local Pastor who is the father of the friend of said teen who also hangs out with us.. FOR FREE as they are broke... waiting for Obama to spread the wealth... (there this thread can be locked now cause I dissed Obama and not Bush).. any other details you want... Maybe I can take some pictures of 2 guys in cars.. oh wait that would be redundant!!!
Come on Nate, dial it back man. We just got you back from the 'hammer. This isn't worth the hassle for anyone.
aw.. voice of reason be gone from my thread... ha ha ha I did dial it back.. I asked him to stay out and then gave him details... what more is there.. I complied to his requests.. didnt attack him personally, ok the last line was a dig but it wouldnt be me if I didnt get at least 1 in somewhere... oh wait.. maybe that's teh secret.. we are all to become like each other... so we are one... living peacefully, spooning in the lesbo wagon?
I missed my calling as a suicide hotline specialist. He's not worth it, we'll all put down the guns and just agree to disagree.
Seriously Nathan. I respect your ability to act the same on the internet as you do in real life, but it seems like every single time I read one of your posts, you're causing or stirring drama. Please stop.
meh.. was gonna reply to this.. but.............. I think my morning turd had more potential to provide entertainment then this place
