Grand Theft Auto comes to Texas!

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  1. tehfuzz
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    "Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You"

    A jury in Bexar County, Texas just acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of charges that he murdered a 23-year-old Craigslist escort—agreeing that because he was attempting to retrieve the $150 he'd paid to Lenora Ivie Frago, who wouldn't have sex with him, his actions were justified.

    Gilbert had admitted to shooting Frago in the neck on Christmas Eve 2009, when she accepted $150 from Gilbert and left his home without having sex with him. Frago, who was paralyzed by the shooting, died several months later.

    Gilbert's defense argued that the shooting wasn't meant to kill, and that Gilbert's actions were justified, because he believed that sex was included as part of the fee. Texas law allows people "to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft."

    The 30-year-old hugged his defense attorneys after the "not guilty" verdict was read by the judge. If convicted, he could have faced life in prison. He thanked God, his lawyers, and the jury for being able to "see what wasn't the truth."


    http://gawker.com/texas-says-its-ok-...ium=socialflow
     
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    except in grand theft auto this turns in to a 5 star wanted level...with tanks and stuff
     
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    Then I fly to the top of one of the buildings and just keep shooting down choppers and ****!
     
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    'Merica.
     
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    The guy got lucky because some escorts in GTA carry rocket launchers. He should have paid the proper "going rate". $150 won't buy you ****.
     
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    Was playing to much video games
     
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    The trick doesn't work unless you have sex first and then kill them to get your money back.
     
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    This my friends is the man with the plan
     
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