Truckstop bathroom sexual enhancement device, some sort of fishnet shirt, and a cheerleader skirt...around your ankles of course. Also, one of those big cat in the hat top hats.
salmon aka pink dress shirt with a wife beater inside some butt huggin' jeans and a little bit of mascara with some lip gloss
the correct answer was lime green boxers and a black wifebeater... PRA4SNO gets bonus points for using very solid reasoning skills, but sadly, there is no winner this week.
all the other ones wer mildly entertaining, but shane86 takes it for the gratuitous SOTL reference. EDIT: my comment was really funny until I realized I hadn't read the 2nd page of this thread