How fast can I take a corner? (New tires)

Just picked up extremecontacts 02 for my legacy gt, how extreme of a speed can I take a corner at now?

 

200 MPH?

 

Depends if you want to do it sticky side down or up?

 

A Legacy GT won't go 200, so Imma say 190.

 

I mean it all depends on your skill. If ur big time noob, like 180 is what I would top out at.

 

And how much pee is in your balls before you start.

 

I think the specific gravity of your pee also comes into play here.

 

Yes. But their balls are up inside them, just like their penis.

 

And people say forums are dead... Sh!t. Gather round, kiddies, we're gonna learn something today!

 

Here for the biology lesson.

 

Biology or health class?

 

Yes.

 

This infographic may help answer your question. As you can see, potential cornering speed increases exponentially with a rise in the bigness of a subject's cojones. Note that there is a point of failure at the upper limits as the balls outweigh the subject or vehicle's capabilities.

 

So a wagon can corner faster than a sedan because there is moar room for BIG ballz?

Imma guess that AC/DC riding in a right-hand drive Outback wagon in Australia would have the fastest cornering speed, because...

 

Now I'm just picturing the transit bus from the movie Speed driving around and doing all of those "high speed" turns, because there's so much room for balls onboard. Haha.

 

Might be Sandra. I don't find her especially attractive in a female way.

 

Hahahaha.

Do you find her attractive in a non female way...? I had to ask.

 

Also, @silver03 aren't you proud of how far off track we got this thread? And with such quickness and finesse.

 

I wouldn't expect anything less and couldn't be more proud!