How much are you worth in bed?

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  1. wrxpeed
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    The Gigolo Meter tells you your hourly worth in bed based on a survey.

    http://hellarity.us/in-bed/

    I'm worth $995/hour. Who wants to pay me?

    Let's see who's worth the most, be honest.
     
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  2. EtchyLives
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    $949. I was honest.
     
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    HA...i got $1,178/hour....
     
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    CHEATER!!!
     
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    i got 1,071 and i was honest! :)
     
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    $1,010
     
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    Dang, I really suck. I'm sure the part where it asked if I had diseases didn't help me though :hsugh:...
     
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    $1086 and I was honest! WOOT!
     
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  9. EtchyLives
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    The one that probably got me was, "What's your idea of a nice Friday night?"

    Answer: Stay at home reading a book.
     
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  10. AWDimprezaL
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    Thats Right!
     
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    $1,010
     
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    i'm worth $1,117 and was honest.
     
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    Wow, $1178/hr...

    Jill needs to start paying up.
     
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    oh yeah iam $1,178
     
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    Aegis TAKE IT!

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    $1102 and that test had some really stupid questions.
     
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    So far I'm the best bargain!
     
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    $1010 lolz average i guess
     
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    im worth $1102! alllllllllllllll nightttttttttttt
     
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    I will beat anyone's price by AT LEAST 10%.

    Also, I offer a free reach-around service.
     
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    $1072...with that said I just quit my job...got a new career going on:cool:
     
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    $1010
    But marginally attractive and better ladies, I'm running a 100% off sale. :)
     
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    lol $1148 not to bad I guess

    Im right with you Scuba Steve, time for a change in career.
     
    Scooby02, Mar 4, 2008
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    $1102 but a few of the answers didn't even fit me...
     
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    100% honest FTW!!

    too bad I don't get paid anymore :emo:
     
    Wakaba, Mar 4, 2008
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    Time to re-think my college major!
     
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    $1010 an hr

    Do they ask you what plant you are shaped like in the one for the guys? wtf lol

    and is hypo/hyperactive sexual desire disorder even real?
     
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    I'm $1132/hr honestly
     
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    No they just ask if we're fat-asses
     
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    damn rip off im only 581/hr
     
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    u got a1d$?
     
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    HAHAHA, I got 1,162 and a few 'Internal Server Error' messages.. ><
     
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    My wife owes me a net payment of $74 per hour.
     
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    I'm only worth $995, I think it was the large organ question that got me that far, I'f it wasn't for that... I be chopped liver.

    Huummmmmmmmm... damn.
     
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  37. Shibbs
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    ^^ Too much info.
     
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    I got $995hr too
     
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    This would explain your constant limp...
     
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  40. Shibbs
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    Yeah, I've gotten pretty good at dealing with it tho. Most people don't even notice.

    :ugh: Why are you noticing? :eek4:
     
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  41. tbone
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    1055hr
     
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    Took it again, and compromised the results since it stops grading after 9 inches:

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    Who needs commas in numerals?
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    $1,148...better than most i guess
     
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    Americans, that's who. :cool:
     
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