How to properly give your wheel the "poke" look

I've been looking through dozens of forums and videos and other advice from the Internet, but I'm still not fully in an understanding with how to properly give your wheels the "poke" look. I have 02 WRX and brand new 522 17x9 XXR's 5-100/5-4.5 with a +42mm offset and no tires please help!

 

LOL he said "poke"

 

Obvious troll is obvious.

 

run along, stancetard

 

Subscribed.

 

There's actually a tried-and-true method of getting those tires mounted on a wheel, but it's a little unconventional.
You start with this:


Use one of these:

And make your car like this:


At least, I'm pretty sure that's how you make your car poke stuff.

 

Does someone have a flamethrower I can borrow?

 

I think I may know what you are requesting. I did this to my old buick, well my brother did actually so he gets the credit. But what you do is you over inflate your tire till you get a big bubble looking structure. Should look almost cancerous like the size of a baseball. Repeat for all other tires to get this "poke" effect. If that isn't it maybe try depressing your finger or other extremity on the tire that will give it a "poke" look. To up your game try and get three (3) of your buddies and have them "poke" the other three (3) tires. I provide a picture of the first "poke". I hope this is what you are looking for.

 

Here's the best way:

poke poke

 

Or you can ask Trent on Facebook

 

Pm readymix, he knows how.

 

This is much, much easier and more entertaining!
@readymix

 

Ben must have had some super "poked" wheels under this logic!!!

 

It's like there's a freakin' Bat Signal or something'...a Mix Signal.

 

Ribbing aside, there is no way to give your car a "proper" poke. That's the whole point of that backwards fad. To ruin cars in unattractive ways.

 

Reverse mount wheels (usually undersized, so-called mexi-flush) can give a poke effect/appearance, at the expense of your wheel bearings.

Negative offset wheels can give a poke effect, sometimes with similar results, but more often your fenders pay the price unless extreme camber is adpoted. (Hellaflush)

Properly sized tires and rims are too mainstream, too simple, and far too functional nowadays. Why not ruin every aspect of vehicle performance in the pursuit of aesthetics? Yup.

 

I hereby present the stancetard decoder ring that I found online, because I never understood what the heck they're talking about. 'Poke' is MexiFlush with stretched tires, for double dumb points:

 

If only there were more honda's to ruin in the world,
proper poke


(i couldn't find any hondas like that 350z)

 

Nissan

 

serves that stupid ****er right.

 

guys, i think you scared him away

 

How do I make my car look like this?

 

Hah, or 1 bullet and a gun works too.

 

i passed a frs yesterday that had a big ass DOPERY sticker on it. I got the **** out of there and lost him because he tried to follow me. Nope Nope Nope Nope. Want nothing to do with you.

 

I saw a base forester with a Low Key sticker on it. I cried...

 

Was it Trent Gall?

 

I need to make a "IQ" decal to replace the "Key" next time I see one.

 

No, Trent drives a BRZ. He might be friends with Trent though!

 

It was still probably Trent.
He most likely swapped emblems to Scion because he knows that we all hate him and he fits in better with the 16 year old girl demographic that scion attracts.

 

Lower offset and stretched tires. But you didn't hear it from meh. Stance-talk round here is like saying Voldemort's name at Hogwarts...