How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook

1. Open a new folder on your computer.



2. Name it 'Hillary Clinton'



3. Send it to the trash.



4. Empty the trash.



5. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary

Clinton?'



6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'



7. Feel Better.

 

lolololololol

 

taras is banned. so, forever?

i'm a democratic. i dislike hillary. life goes on

 

Yep, me too. I dislike Obama as well. This election season is proving to be rather boring.

 

giant douche or turd sandwich? Which will we choose?

we need a third candidate

 

Yeah, this would be a good year for a third party candidate. I doubt they'd win, but maybe they could finally get the 5% they need to get a foothold in future elections.

 

Can you smell what Barack is cookin'?

McCain is worthless. Hillary is scary. Barack is alright. But none of these candidates really inspire me. JESSE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT!!! And why didn't Ron Paul win the Republican nomination?

 

oh, I meant for GD or TS, something to represent McCain...

But, Politically speaking - I would be satisfied with dropping parties altogether or some 3rd party entering (someone besides green and socialists)

 

Maybe the MNSubie Club should nominate someone to run:biggrin:

 

nah, we have our own election to deal with.

 

nope, too late Joel we already put your name in the hat.....oh well, if you don't like it I'm sure you can get out of it within 4 years:biggrin:

 

Libertarian

 

with a little creative thinking I bet I could get impeached faster than that.

 

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage, in
front of a huge crowd.

Hillary and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to
make it a little more interesting, Senator Clinton says to the Pope, "Did
you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in this crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture
and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he should do. "That was impressive. But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me!"

So the Pope slapped her upside the head.

 

^^^ Hahaa, nice one.

 

i am penciling in Nader

 

Hey this guy seems pretty good, happens to share the same name as I.
http://www.pederson2008.com/
Language prolly not suitable for work or kids.

 

I hope you are calling Hillary the turd sandwich or that could be really racist

 

Ron Paul ftw

 

The problem with Paul is that everybody can find something to disagree with him on. Plus, he is a poor speaker and can't explain himself to the masses. He sucked it up in the debates.

 

Ron Jeremy!

 

Heh, that sounds like our current 2-term president.