Ironic - I've been littering the lawn with birdseed and sniping tree rats with a new high power (1000fps) break-barrel pellet gun. I'm stacking them up like cordwood. People spend $ to get rid of these from their homes and this skank just invites one in like a roommate?!?!:roll:
holy crap dude that's the funniest stuff i hard all day, tree rats, priceless. how about in rat race when that crazy lady tried to sell them a squirrel :laugh:
It's not funny at all. There's a pandemic of 10lb tree rats here in MN. *If* you wanted to you could have a veritable feast on these bastards. They're as heavy as small toy dogs. I'm ready and willing to annihilate them. Current close rate is 94% YTD. YMMV. Standing offer to MNSubaru members - I will slaughter vermin for you if you can help me with DIY Suby projects.
At my old place we would throw our old bread out for squirrells. After a while we noticed that it was just one squirrell eating it and that it would eat anything. It got pretty fat and lazy, it would just lay on our front porch and when I either got home or was leaving, it would get up and follow me for a little while! We named him Moe because he was always comin back for mo' food! (it was my gf's idea)
They're pretty decent in the crockpot. I used to hunt them by the river when I was younger. I also trapped a ton of them in the back yard.
ok so you get a squirrel and make him your pet. Wheres he go to the bathroom? all over everything like in the wild?
Where I'm from (NJ) people are always getting attacked by squirrels that the stupid people feed. The Princeton squirrels will attack people for their food, especially the small children.
