Write this sentence 100 times on a blackboard with chalk. You will not be allowed to recess until you are finished. "I hear the Cobb exhaust is quite quiet. Here, let me show it to you." All spelling and punctuation must be correct, minus the quotation marks. You are not to leave the OT until you have complied with this task. Sincerely, Grammar/Spelling Nazi a.k.a. Readymix P.S. I'm tired of correcting you, so therefore you will practice till you get it right. Or else I'm going to send a note home to your parents.
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You both copy pasted...I know this because of the lack of two spaces between the end of one sentence and the beginning of the next. Fail. Do it again, now 200 times.
Semantics. They can type it out, or draw it out on a blackboard and post a pic. Either way, they need to do this, otherwise they will get their internets license revoked. Forever. No probation. Dynapar, you may go outside and play with the other kids now. Don't let this happen again.
hehe. I have gotten really lazy with my spelling and sadly my hand written text seems to be more coherent than when i type online. On another note, I need to get a new keyboard. A few of the letters (mainly I & O) have some issues working correctly and require extra special attention (read: smashy smashy).
The answer to your question, Dream, is "neither." Because that is a stupid saying anyway that was 'created' to one-up the classic Readymix quote "If it was up your ass wearing a pair of snowskis you'd know where it was." And it miserably fails at one-upping.
Yup, and I like man-butts too. Twice. You should come over, we can get gay together. I hope you like making fifis.
What's a "NAR?" And it's really only bashing if I care. Which I don't. Calling me gay and prodding at the fact that my car doesn't work right is about all I've heard. If it was something I cared about, I'd probably glorify it with a comeback of some sort.
Well, you can't give him any crap for spelling. And as you know, there's always going to be at least one rebel student in the class:coolugh:
Yeah, that was surprising. Bravo on the proper use of "you're." Like: You're making me all gay-hot for you with your proper spelling.
The importance of proper grammar: "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.", or "I helped my uncle jack off a horse.".
either way that makes you Ray..... er perverted... I think you also meant "I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse."
you need to seperate the text by breaking it with a colon (not rays) so the flow is correct....... and I messed a semi-colon... "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse." http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grammar Grammar From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. lyk omg! The original Greek's grammer pantheon consisted of multiple rule, quite referals to different part of Borat. For instance, "noun" were the Greek grammars of object, and "verbs" was the Greek grammars of actions, although there was regional variations in who followed which grammers. As times progressed, and civilisations rise and fell, the property of all these grammers was combined into a single grammers called "speelcheck". Any sentence which were pleasing to spellcheck would then is digests by the masses as truths. However, different peoples from different area useing different spellcheckers, and this will been the causes of many major war (such as crusade and the war of the proses). Grammar the Untouchable, the English hero of grammar, has recently been re-discovered by historians. Gangsta up in here, is the mainizzle grammatizzyhowazzyfizzizzle of the hood. On a related note, though, nobody in the world are good at grammar. Nobody. In fact, let's call it grammer and add an exclammation point: gramm!er. Everyone who complain's is gremmar nazzi's. [edit] Improper Grammar The following sentence has improper Grammar. Tommy helped his uncle jack off a horse. In the example above, the sentence is meant to convey that the the subject (Tommy) assisted his uncle (Jack) in dismounting from his horse. However, the sentence is confused with the lack of commas, which are meant to provide stops in the sentence, and therefore create clarity. Proper use of commas here would look as follows. Tommy helped his uncle, jack, off a horse. However, our sentence is not perfect yet, as the word "jack" is actually a proper noun, and All Proper Nouns Must Be Capitalized, Regardless Of Where They Lie In A Sentence. This is especially important here, as the word "jack" may be confused for it's slang meaning "to steal your ****" (ebonics). Hence... Tommy helped his uncle, Jack, off a horse. But grammar can be a tricky thing, and our sentence is still not complete. The closing of the sentence, "off his horse", also creates issues. This word choice may bring up images of cliché such as "Get off your high horse", and "Get off your high horse, mother****er." The simplest of word changes, "dismount", is also problematic, as the word "mount" often has sexual implications, which of course we want to avoid, especially since there is an animal in the sentence. Therefore, we must carefully select word choices which have no sexual implications. Tommy helped his uncle, Jack, masturbate his horse until orgasm. (The above sentence can be found in the script for the movie Shane.) again.. England and Australia actually teach correct ENGRISH... ha ha
You both fail. I helped my uncle, Jack, off of a horse. but I'll take underuse of commas instead of overuse any day. Also "off" needs to be coupled with "Of" - unless you want to sound uneducated. That is, of course, if you are NOT talking about the action "jacking" - hehehe I can spel. /honors english, but even I can be wrong. :biggrin:
