Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy 'I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!' He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!' Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home' So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. 'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman. 'I can’t work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.
while talking to brian johnson of acdc I said "I have an irish cheer for ya sir, May you be in heaven for 5 minutes before the devil knows your missin" brain laughs and says "ahhhh thats a good one thats a good one friend" so I ask him to give me one... he laughs and says "run along young lads, i'll be right behind ya"