http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html Bear-Man-Pig(Joke from Southpark) Wow, evolution has really took it's toll. I guess DNA is that important. Time for some Metal Gear Solid! Gene Project.
I dunno. I work with a guy who was born in raised in a small rural community in Iowa where he wrestled, played football and buttsecksed livestock. Pathetically, this does not shock me considering the Chinese drown their female offspring. Lemme see, bone a pig or bone a dude. Is that a coin flip?
:laugh: Yes, this is what my first thought was! Dr.Octagon rocks! Is this thing real? I went to a museum in Iowa once where they had a three headed calf fetus in a jar. I believe they also had conjoinned pigs in a jar as well. That place was fricken weird.
"....And then she tells me I have to take down the preserved brain collection because it's not hygenic. I mean, wtf? So I put it up in the windows and she tells me to take it down. There's no appreciation for the light coming through the jars of the preserved brain collection..."
haha...the broodwich rulez. “Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. And mustard...DIJON mustard!” "Well...how come no bacon?" "Bacon is extra!" "Wha, you call this a sandwich you don't even have bacon on it?!" "There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil...and lettuce.....BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!"
